It was my b-day I got hammered and pissed all over you in bed. I said it was the dog. 3 weeks later you left me for you ex. I'm so glad I pissed on you!!

Living together feels more like I'm "playing house."

My wife & I are old and fat and "real" sex doesn't seem much fun, so I spend hours on the internet remembering how it used to be.

freaky guys are HOT!!

My best friend told me he was in love with me while I pretended to be asleep. I'm in love with him too, but I don't want to ruin his current 4yr relationship.