It's the strangest thing...I start thinking about someone from years ago, and sure enough, a day or two later I run into them in public.

I was raped 6 years ago and I have sat down and plotted his murder at least 20 times over the years, but haven't come up with a flawless plan yet.

you left me for her and every month she says she might be pregnant. i laugh because she screws your bestfriend, she's sterile and you want a baby.

You are my best friend, but you are the biggest hipocrite I've ever known. You ALWAYS criticize everyone's decisions in life. I'm starting to hate who you are!

Your Mom and Step-Dad are both horrible cooks! They have high cholesterol and won't do anything about it! You're following in their footsteps. Stop overeating!