Nobody takes my efforts to standardize the color of milk jug caps to reflect their contents (1%, 2%, whole, skim) seriously.

I wish I could control myself better and not get mad at you in front of our son. You have no idea how lonely I am and when you ignore me I explode.

I found out u commited suicide a month later by facebook...u told me to wait until u got here 4 us 2 b together I kno ur gone but I'm still waiting. I Love u

My (now ex) boyfriend farted onetime in the Wal-Mart. It was so bad, it made the woman behind us start gagging!!

My husband really thinks he has an I.Q. around 145. It is closer to 85. I can't take this anymore.