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My (now ex) boyfriend farted onetime in the Wal-Mart. It was so bad, it made the woman behind us start gagging!!

My (now ex) boyfriend farted onetime in the Wal-Mart. It was so bad, it made the woman behind us start gagging!!

 
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OMG !! no, NOT in "Walmart"....of all places to fart and he picks "Walmart"...what was wrong with him ?
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In Walmart, that is referred to as "free perfume samples"
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In Walmart that is called "free perfume samples"
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^ LMAO...a/k/a/ open ass America !!
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Most people at Wal Mart Shit in there pants, so don't worry about a fart.
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^ good point...also a fact !!
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I call them follow me farts. You walk away trying to get away and the follow you down the isle
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That is hilarious!
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HEY WALMART IS KEEPING MANY CHINESE FAMILY ALIVE WITH THERE CHILD WORKERS.SO LEAVE BRITNEY OPPS WALMART ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE
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Many years ago, I went to Lasalet Shrine in MA. to look at the Christmas decorations with my girlfriend. It was like 15 degrees out at night. It's basically a maze. You have to walk through the maze from beginning to end to see the various Christmas scenes. I let one rip part way into the maze. Everyone had to walk through that section to get to the next. It was awesome. I stood there with my girlfriend and I watched the expressions on the people's faces as they were walking through. Most stopped at that particular display only for a moment and hurried along to the next. The smell stayed there for a long time and it was bad. My girlfriend goes to me, "Did you do that"? I don't think she was impressed. It was pretty entertaining...
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lAST WEEK i FARTED IN A CROWD AND EVERYONE TO MY RIGHT TURNED THEIR HEAD TO THE LEFT TO LOOK BUT ME.
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Did he ever give you a "Dutch oven"? Fart and pull the covers over your head? It's quality time...
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my sister used to fart in the bath tub...then she would gently push the bubbles around till she could get at them, and bite them! She bathed 3/4 times a day so she could do this.I told mom that sis wasnt right but she said "hush, shes family"
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Well damn! I was that gagging woman!!! I work a 2nd job and it happens to be at Wal-Mart and I can promise you those people are pretty dang dirty. I won't even go pee until I've washed my hands. They NASTY people!!! I have to admit this secret made me laugh for several seconds cuz I got a mental of it :)
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PEOPLE OF WALMART UNITE!
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I am so addicted to Wal Mart, I can't shop anywhere else.
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Wal Mart rocks,
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Why are Wal Mart employees so unhelpful? One snot purpously misled me to a wrong aisle
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If you are looking for ggood deals its the place to be but for averall shopping experience big FAT ZERO,
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Big Lot is better then Walmart
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^^^1 up: not for food
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