I use my boyfriend's toothbrush as a sex toy. He has no idea, it's the best vibrator ever.

I work at an ice cream shop, and every time a fat person comes in to order some, I judge them. You don't need two scoops!

My ex is a narcissist whom hurt my feelings and reputation deeply. I am publishing a book about him and I didn't change any of the names to protect the innocent

if hair extensions could really change how a person felt about themselves on the inside i would be lady freakin godiva in a heartbeat!

I hate my hubbys bff, and his bff's girl. They are both snobby jerks. When my hubby hangs w/his bff, I have to hang w/his bitch of a girl. Sabotage is at hand..