I LUSTED for this Machine when I was 15 ... Now I'm 50 and my bones are too brittle to ride it !!

After smoking weed for almost 40 years, I can finally get any kind I want almost anytime. Now I don't want it anymore.

Ever since we broke up I have done everything you never let me do. No one treats me like you did, and I am happy to be me again. Also, I slept with your sister.

Youre My Best Friend. And I Love You More Than I could Ever Say. I Just Wish You Would See That Your Fiance Isnt The One For You And I Am.

I believe that 95% of Craigslist Rants & Raves is full of bitter, sad, lonely, old men. I secretly think that they possess an I.Q. below 70. :)