I love my son with every fiber of my being...but man, oh man, what I wouldn't give to have my boobs back to the way they were before. :(

Yes, I'm ACTUALLY getting a BA in English. No,I'm not throwing the next 4 years of my life away. In 4 years I'll have a BA and you'll just have more boyfriends.

I cant be the other woman anymore its been over a year. Its time for you to decide me or her. Im done with this emotional rollercoaster I need to move on.

I can't stand the smell of other peoples flatulence but i enjoy the smell of my own.

I am a phony. I preach the word of God, but I do not follow. I feel that Christians like me have caused many people to turn away from Christianity.