Every time I fly home I imagine the plane crashing and I am totally cool with it in an existential way.

One time,on a job interview,I asked the guy if it would be a problem if I'm angry all the time,2 days later he called and offered me a job!Pic title is ROFLMAO!

Everyday - after I finish checking new secrets at work - I want to tell my coworkers about the site. I don't... I don't want them to recognize my secrets...

People say they've never seen me so happy. It's all an illusion. I'm so lonely I drink myself to sleep every night.

To my wife..... I love you more than life itself but you barely know I exist. I'm empty inside.