I can't stand my shallow, lying ass roommate. So when she went on her weekend getaway with her man I put japaleno juice in your anal lube. Still laughing!

I need a rude boy with a big mmmm, one to spank me and pull my hair and be my secret. But I'm to shy and it will never be.

It's been 4 years, and we are both married to other people. I hear she's pregnant again. I don't know why I'm still angry about it. Why can't I just forgive you

L---I hate that ur not here but its probably a good thing because lately everytime i'm having "alone time".. i'm thinking about you..and naughty things;)

I have a friend that has a niece that had a stillborn baby. Family & friends passed the dead baby around in the hospital room. I think that is weird and creepy.