I use to be a swinger until I came home and found my x-husband in bed with another women without my knowledge. It was the best thing that ever happened to me.

I believe hairless cats are aliens.

I've always wanted to be a seamonster... lurking and scaring the shit out of people

I like to dress up in a donkey suit and have people call me a jackass.

Every time that I get in my car alone, I have to talk myself out of abandoning my husband and child.