After my spouce died I masturbated at least 3X a day & my lunch hour. Fantasizing sex with everyone. I still want to believe in love,but my marriage was a farce

I told you that I don't have feelings for you. It is the only time I have lied to you. I did this to save myself but my heart is still breaking.

My ex wanted me to wear this devil mask so she'd know what it was like to be f***ed by the devil...she loved it so much she wanted it all the time!

Sometimes I like to stand in the shower with my clothes on and pretend I’m in a submarine that’s been hit.

Since I heard about this on the news, I have had sex with a shop vac more than my wife. 3 months and it still swallows.