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lol. I can only imagine is sucks on it and the air throws it around in the hose.
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that really works??
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it'll probably suck it right off! haha
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as long as you get you "happy ending"
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That Sucks!
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thats f***ing awsome lol
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I just cant f***ing take this....I am leterally crying from some of these comments. I just found this site, and i have never laughed at so much shit in my life..could we make this a reality show? f***.
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lol don't forget the 10w30 lube
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Great comments from a bunch of perverts.
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I walked in on 2 people doing that 25yrs ago and I used 2 look up 2 them f***ers
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you have not had more sex w/the shop vac than your wife for she has had so much sex with it that she has become bored...& all the while that you are joyfully humping your beloved appliance your wife has moved on to co-workers and neighbors...its not as though everyone on your block wonders why you always close the garage door before they hear the whirl of the shopvac for only a couple of minutes.
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what ever beats your meat for you lol
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Too F*&^)^% funny !!!
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Three months you say? I you keep that up, soon there will be months worth of dried up cum sticking inside that hose, do you realize that?
At some point your wife will find it and wonder why the inside of the vacuum cleaner is covered with man juice. And it will smell.
Good luck with that.
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You should try the automatic car wash version,
it'll suck your thang your balls and your ass at the same time. NASSTY!!
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~~it was you i saw sitting across from a shop vac at Applebee's Neighborhood Grill and Bar restuarant~~
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DO YOU GET TO USE THE COMMUTER LANE TAKING IT WITH YOU TO WORK
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I tried it myself and it's awesome. The only down side is when my nuts got sucked up. It hurt at first, but if you leave it on your nuts and rub one off, you'll blow a massive load. Well, at least I did. Then use the shop vac to clean it up. See? Everybody wins!
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I love this site, I had tears in my eyes laughing over the "why don't you shove it up your ass(laughing as I type) and the sandwich comment...love it. I feel like beavis and butthead..think I should have been a guy cause I love that juvenile shit
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Plastic irratates my dick, how do you keep your nuts from getting sucked up with that 20amps of power.
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I've done it too -- I shake afterwards because it is so intense. Got to be the big shop vac hose though - regular house size hoses just wont work.
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After I love cuddeling with the cannister and it never has a headache
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Proof is here girls' Some men will stick there dicks in anything.
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you think this is strange? You have no idea what men will do with their dicks.
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did it make you a sandwich afterwards?
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I used to do that when I was younger. I am now going home to try it. A blow jobs a blow job
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omfg stfu lmfao
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may I borrow someones shop vac? lmao
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Just don't forget to empty it.
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I can't imagine it feels very good, I'd try but I use my shop vac to clean the cat's litter box.
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tried it after reading this. wow, intense.
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how do you fit your wienie into that narrow hose?
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narrow? it's a two inch diameter...how thick is your wienie?
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lmao a******
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been there done that
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why don't u shove it up your ass
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Hmm, I was just saying the same thing to your wife. LOL
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Oh...damn, I forgot about "vac"...that was years ago.....and I have "vac" at home....now guess what you dun made me wanna do....abd "vac" can do the job to....I got to try it again....
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hi honey, i realized 3 months ago what u were doing. haven't u notice how clean the shop vac is????thank God for the repairman...he's fixing everything LOL..u keep da vac, i'll keep da repairman..;)
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any tips on how to use it?
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Cuddling with the cannister was hilarious!"no headache either'......great shit. But seriously I doubt if it works. My old dick died three decades ago, so it would require more than a shop vac to make it work.
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Now the damn thing wants to know what I'm thinking.
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