i cant stand my mother inlaw so much sometimes i just wish the house would crumble with her in it !!

My wife thinks our wedding was the best day of my life, but it was really the night I saw The Clash at Bond’s Casino. I would pay anything to relive that night.

Every day the idea of being alone looks more and more appealing to me.

I'm glad you came back.

The only thing stopping me from using this is those I love. Why should they pay for my faults? They might not be enough...