I find life better when I am pessimistic, as an optimist I always feel let down.

Whenever I see a care bear, Mostly grumpy bear. I get horny. My boyfriend doesn't know thats the reason he's getting more.

We've only been married for 4 years and you've cheated on me 6 times. Why, what the hell is wrong with you. I wish I loved myself more than I love you...

i have an STD but dont know how to break it to my spouse. it was acquired before me and her met but just now showed symptoms

I am a public school teacher and I must say that emo/goth kids irritate me the most. What are they so ridiculously "sad" about? Hot Topic selection? Boo hoo