I hate the woman i am with But i love my new baby to much to leave.

Everytime I see a random guy alone....I wonder is he the one who posted that ad on craig's list looking for an NSA hook up? I know I'm not alone in this!

Mr President, when you campaigned in my small town, you got its name wrong. When you shook my hand afterwords...I gave you Stink Palm

I feel like a loser. I am a stay at home mom, who sucks at keeping house, I feel like I do nothing. I am scared my husband is going to relize I am a fraud

i wish i didn't love animals. i would be a whole lot happier.