Your ego reviles just how self centered you truly are! There's a million and 1 reasons for the things I do and NOT 1 IS U!! (i love u but Your still just a man)

I'm an assistant to a sexy businessman, & we flirt constantly. He's married, so I'll never do anything with him, but I get off to the thought of him nightly ;)

I've recently come to the realization that I hate everyone on this planet and couldn't care less if you all go straight to hell. Not healthy, but just sayin'.

My husband only wants to have "porn" sex. It makes me not want to have sex at all but he doesnt understand why. If I didnt watch soaps I would have no romance.

The cute neighbor girl has my spare house key (known her for years) I come home late from work hoping to find her in my bed waiting for me.