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Yesterday, the man I was in love with took my debit card and my roommate's car and disappeared. He got me for $400. He got her for her car. I'm humiliated.
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I told you that I was cool with just being friends, but you have no idea how much I regret telling you this. I want you so much now, but you ignore the signs.
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While in a Barnes & Noble, I spit my gum into the middle of Ann Coulter's new book. I then put it back on the shelf.

I guess you could say I hate the b****.
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Every time a girl breaks up with me but tells me I am "the best guy" I want to kill them. They're always too inexperienced to want to share my life with me.
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I love my cats more than any human.
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