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Sometimes when I am making love to my wife I think about men fixing my car for free. Does that make me gay or cheap?

Sometimes when I am making love to my wife I think about men fixing my car for free. Does that make me gay or cheap?

 
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You get free lube jobs up your tailpipe?
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both
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I think you already know the answer but don't want to admit it. You are gay.
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neither - it just means you are emotionally stunted
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I think it means this post is full of bs
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It makes you BORED.
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(cont) and 2 seasons in the US. After that, US was OK/good. Well at least it was watchable, and amusing.
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i ONLY GET LOCAL PUBLIC ACCESS IN SWAHILI.
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i like the british version. american is ok but should have ended after the 3rd or 4th season
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GAY!
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haha that was funny!!
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you arn't making love to your wife but f***ing her!!!! if you were making love to her you would be lost in her!creep, this is exactly why i don't want to be with anyone!!
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^ 100% correct !!!
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It wasn't funny in any way and I still think you're a fag in denial!!
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"The Office"... which version is funnier? British or American?
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GAY.
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British killed the first season of US Office (actually unwatchable), then a resurrection miracle. I caught about season 4 or 5. And it was funny, and I was sucked in, and laughed. So, there is a dilemma. British only did 2(?), so those were better than 1
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keep em comn. every1loves a good laugh
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makes you weird
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LOL funny shit
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This is my secret, not the douchebag 5 up.
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when I fix your wifes car for free....she gives me sex !!
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hep Op, its fine to make jokes! But they gotta be jokes. This did not even raise an inner smile, and I have a sense of humor.
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^yes you are bored.
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LOL OP here. It was a joke. Man you people need a sense of humor. Maybe it just wasn't that funny.
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^no it was just dumb
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Haha! I knew this was a joke as soon as I read it. Great sense of humor from the OP. Everyone else needs to watch some British comedy shows or just take hold of the stick in their ass and just PULL!!!
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^I just wanted to make someone laugh since most of these "secrets" are so damn depressing. Glad you found it funny. My job here is done.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa
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