The point is, rent-a-cops are the lowest of the low lifes. Go for it if you must, be he is a dead end, and most likely disease infected, with an IQ of not more than 32. I guess that would qualify him for President of the United States, and if not, surely as Governor of at least a few states. On second thought, perhaps he does have a future as a lying scum-bag politician laden with STD's.
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Gay, Straight, Cross Dresser, who cares, lets just oil the foyer floor and have a very large sex party, invite Maintenance, Janitor, Security who cares.
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^^^really not good.
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^^And when they are all clean again from your personal, specialized suck and lick cleansing technique, you can ask her to wear them again for a couple of days.
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^^not good.
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I am a female and fantasize about my friend(also female). At one of the christmas parties I mentioned she could use her panties as a white elephant gift as she forgot to bring a gift. She then whispered in my ear she would but they were all wet.yum, yum, slurp, slurp.
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^^^genius! how did you know??
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You bunch of f***s are so f***ing judgemental. Just because someone has fantasies and you come out with shit that doesn't even make sense.All the negative comments are people that are probably too fat or ugly or stupid that NO ONE wants to f*** you.
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Re: the handcuffs... you know this from experience?
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That is the lowest form of desparation ever!
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You better bet someone is making that fantasy a reality, like the queer guy upstairs... you don't want it anymore now do you? But it's true.
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DO IT!!
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Security guard here......what apt number ???
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I fantasize about watching you get handcuffed and having sex with the security guard :)
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You mean how did I know you're fat, stupid, ugly and unf***able? Your genius response, ofcourse.
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Is his name, Bookman?
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so why don't you just do it, give him a few flirtatious looks and if he doesn't freak out then go for it... if he does freak out, find a new apartment.
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^ Yep i bet you do, but the maintenance man is mine! He isn't gay so leave him alone.
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I have that one too, also with the maintenance man
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He is a security guard because he can't do anything better. Probably has herpes and gonnorhea too.
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wow!!! i've never known anyone to be so original!!! your a rose among thorns!!!! you could never be cloned!!!! you have eyes yet you can't see!!!!!!!!!
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Why don't you fantasize about the fat-assed bouncer at the biker bar you frequent?
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