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Last night I went down on a girl all of a sudden; my nose starts bleeding. I'm sure she will never call now.
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Considering she probably wasn't even old enough to have a period yet, I'd be concerned too.
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^LOL
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Your past girl friend has put a curse on you. I'm serious.
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Are you sure it was your nose?
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next time stick cotton in your nose and hold your breath...
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3^ I think you are right! I am in serious agreement.
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What the hell does weed have to do with it? (To the first comment). Really I have never known anyone to get a nose bleed from smoking weed. Maybe if you have snorted a pound of cocaine, then smoked some weed. But that would be caused by the sharp crystalline structure of cocaine, but again, not weed.
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Red wings!! I just watched the movie that's from last night.
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haha that happened to me before too, she jerked her hips at one point and smashed my nose with her pelvic bone. The next night we were right back at it. But damn it was embarassing.
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that is f***ing hilarious!
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Are you sure it was your nose?
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^to all. yes. i am sure it was my nose. , and no, she did not stink. it was all good until I my nose started bleeding. since I split up with my ex, stange shit like this happens. !!!!!!!!!! f*** my life!
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lol thats gross!
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F***K your nose? I think she F***KE your nose... Was it the first time someone has f***ed your nose??? A nose is no big deal... wait until someone f***s your ear (eyes are the worst)!!!
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^ smoke weed much?
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stick a tampon in your nose
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lol for your sake I hope this is a joke
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You're weak sauce! Wat kind of guy is that cant handle the aroma of a girl pussy?
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^ Redwings... LMAO! I bet all the 11 year olds on here are Googling that right now! I wonder if that is how Detroit's NHL team got it's name...
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Pinnoch-a-ho, is that you?
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You aren't supposed to use your nose!
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