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I have invented time travel, but I am truly afraid to tell anyone about my success.

I have invented time travel, but I am truly afraid to tell anyone about my success.

 
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there are so many things i would change if i could and i envy you for being able to, do me a favor go back to 1999 and tell me father to wait, jobs are coming dont move.
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^ i would love to! email me @ zanemyrick@gmail.com
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life is what you believe it to be ^
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*google*
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I am Tesla's incarnation, but I have decided not to go the route of science, but I have retained most of his experiments in my subconscience. My choice in this life is be an artist and a playboy. PLease forgive me, ok?
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Dude, it's called "ACID" and we have been traveling into the future and back in time for years. Peyote also sends us off...
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We all know deep down you are a liar, but how we all wish it was true....thanks for shaking the tree
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I assume you mean backwards travel? Given that the temporal feedback loop is potentially infinite but allows causal variation, highly improbable events can happen which will inevitably negate the loop after a finite number of repetitions. Bottom line? All temporal feedback loops are self-negating. So, you may have created the device, but you can't actually use it to change anything, at least not in your own time-line.
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Awesome... I'll meet you last Tuesday at 3:00 in front of the water tower.
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wow just wow. time travel doesnt exist...
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Sorry but I couldn't fit all my comments in one blurb. I am really interested if you have indeed proven the possibility of temporal displacement.
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Einstein's Special Theory of Relativity showed that the higher velocity we move the slower time moves in regard to lesser moving or stationary objects. Einstein's "train" theory is a very good example. And because velocity is directly relevant to "time", if observed it provides a plausible theory as to "temporal movement". However, if you have managed to truly travel through "time", please at least provide the equation that proves it possible.Please use the standard equation of Energy/Time Uncertainty theory provided by L. I. Mandelshtam and I. E. Tamm and provide evidence of the equation. I am interested on how you were able to observe the non stationary particles in regard to velocity and trajectory within this equation.
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Taking a black hole for instance: Even light cannot escape a black hole. Nothing has ever been observed after entry into the focal point of a black hole. However, just because its relation to the universe cannot be identified does not mean it is gone. Energy (loosely defined as protons in this case) cannot be destroyed but merely transferred in most regards. Energy bears the same relation to time as momentum does to space in special relativity. So if matter could survive and be observed in a black hole theoretically time travel could be possible.
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In retrospect time travel would be far too dangerous and the potential repercussions could lead to devastating singular global events (instances of paradoxes). However, that doesnt mean it cannot be done. The theory is there. Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principal and Entropic Uncertainty Theory provide certain approaches to "temporal" augmentation. According to Heisenberg, "The measurement of position necessarily disturbs a particle's momentum, and vice versa". In simple terms, anything that is not observed can be in multiple places at once, lending to the "Uncertainty" of an objects relative motion and position.
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my brain hurts from reading all this BS now.
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someone blew a toxic fart !!!
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^God how I wish it did!
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time machine great i guess i will see you later
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If you are for real, I agree that you need to keep your findings quiet...at least until you are certain the time is right. Your previous discoveries are currently being used for good as well as ill. I wonder if had considered those possibilities when you went public with your findings in that incarnation. Sounds as though you have learned something from that experience. I personally feel within the next three years you will be able to go public but I also suspect at that time the collective consciousness will be able to travel to multidimensions freely. Your part may be to help those still with one foot in a 3D reality. In the meantime, have fun!
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what a retard
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Put the crack pipe down and slowly back away....
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sure dude, whatever
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We all have time traveled...by living multiple lives before. Our souls are energy...that just returns again and again to experience life. Doesn't matter what happens here...only that we have soul growth.
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so needing this now. We need to hook up
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Is it the "Flux Capacitor"???
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I call it a "memory". Sorry, bud.
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Go back in time and kill your mother... that way we won't have to read this utter bullshit, now.
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If you did discover or invent time travel, it would be a moot point unless you destroy all evidence before your death. Because someone a million years from now or 3 months or whenever could find it, go back in time and trump you. And it could go back forever. Time travel doesn't exist now and it never will. It's called a paradox numbnuts.
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wow i so desperatley need to go back in time and fix a few things, for real. Need any one to test out your findings?
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I also really enjoyed catching some of Fats Wallers early concerts in New York. I was the only white guy there, but once everyone saw that I had just come for the music, they were cool.
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The thing here of course, is that Time travel is not as easy as it seems. When I have been back to visit Henry VIII, and JFK, it is very hard to talk to them without revealing their future. It is also hard not to say to Anne Bolyn that Henry will not be as good a catch as he may appear.And JFK! The temptation to yell at him "Avoid Dallas!". I did sit with Marilyn on "The night", (well, I was actually in the closet), and some guys did suggest she takes the tablets with a few belts of Scotch, but I could not work out whether they were FBI, Secret Service, or just one of her Ex's and a few buddies.I did like Thomas Jefferson. He was pretty cool for that era!!
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Dude...give me a call...I'm ready for some fun...they can have this time zone!
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Don't you people understand that this post is total bulls**t!!! Nobody has invented time travel, why do you comment like you believe this crap?
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Don't you people understand that this post is total bulls**t!!! Nobody has invented time travel, why do you comment like you believe this crap?
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Yeah - it's the flux capacitor - on his Model T Ford
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^ Corn was invented dumba$$, it was discovered!!
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I invented corn. So... how did I do?
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(op) I just finished reading the mixed bag of comments (mostly negative). I have used my time altering device several times now, and rarely to i ever alter things in the past, as well as in the present or future. I have no use for money or personal gain, and let the record state; I have no intention of releasing my data and research to anyone.(until the moment presents itself) The thing is: everything that has happened so far has happened for a reason. repeated visits back in time is too risky. If I am discovered (the chances are I will be) then all life as it is now - will be gone. There are already too many evils in the present, but if I am discovered, there will be nothing but evil. This technology and the creation of this machine was not my project alone, but channeled by sentient beings in other galaxies far in the future. The global vibration of mankind is still a dull frequency - one far to void to be responsible for this new, yet, very simple method of altering time. I bid you all good day.
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1. Time travel is not an invention 2. It's not conscience, its conscious (your first comment) Finally, You are simply not smart enough to have invented anything.
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I bring the chalk.
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Beam me up
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I read all of the comments after i posted mine, and i might be the only one who isnt negative here? Either way, i say if you did, good job and seriously i would love to get some help from you! I understand by changing things in the past you alter the future but maybe you could help me anyway? THIS IS A SERIOUS POST, if you want to chat , please respond to this, if not i wish you all the BEST !
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OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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(PR) Thats how I know "OP" is bullsh..ing.I offer him a challenge. I will meet him in my favourite pub, the "Rose and Thistle" 97 Warner Road in London on 28th June 1838, and we will see if we can pop in and congratulate Queen Victoria on her Coronation day.I will be the one wearing the Ipod, so you will know that it is me.If you do not turn up, I will know that you were not telling the truth. Then I will come back, and post it here, and let everyone know that you are a liar!!!!
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(PR) I am the guy who posted before and told you briefly about my time getting to know Henry VIII, JFK, checking out Marilyn, and listening to Fats Waller in the early years, and I just feel it is my duty to report that "OP" (If that is his name) is telling fibs! I can tell that he has not travelled cos he states that if he "is discovered, all life will be gone". He also states " the world will be full of evil".When I was discovered by one of Anne Bollyn's maids, and had to tell why I wanted to meet her, nothing bad happened at all. NOBODY BELIEVED ME!! Can you believe it?Anyway, it was not too serious.As long as you do not change anything back here in the present, its all ok.Thats how I know that "OP" is bullsh
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^^^^if this is true, keep it to yourself. people are selfish enough as it is :(
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I think he invented cornholing.
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dude is fried
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(PR) To the poster (is that a word?) who said"You're all delusional!! NOBODY can travel through time. Seriously, I can't believe you think this is real.", I just wont to congratulate you, as you are the Public Relations proof that the Time Travellers Association attempts to keep our activities quiet is successful. Myself and a few others here were letting you in on our secret (Thats the site here, remember!!), but you still want to continue your disbelief. Well, that is your choice, but please dont call me delusional. I dont like it!! Now excuse me, but I am late for Winston. We are going to chat over the Normanby Beach invasion. The trick here is to listen, and make quiet suggestions, but invariably he has to do decide everything himself. If I change anything there, we might all be speaking German when i get back.
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this is the best post ever...i am going to take some mushrooms and check back later :)
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Anyone ever heard of "The Butterfly Effect"... or seen the movie... LOL!
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You're all delusional!!! NOBODY can travel through time. Seriously, I can't believe you think this is real.
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I'm in, you can confide in me.
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Go back in time and take out Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton... we are ALL tired of hearing their SHIT!
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What would you do if you went forward in time and discovered that the child you have in the present timeline (your own flesh-and-blood) becomes the Anti-Christ, or someone worse than Hitler and Stalin combined? Come back and kill him/her? Or, let the chips fall where they may?
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Doctor Who is missing his Tardis. Give it back before the Daleks get here!!!
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OP, did you write I am in you can confide in me? If so was it in response to my post to you? Regarding help? ( The one post above yours.) Respond to KD if you want to direct comments towards me please.
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Ok, if you have invented time travel then do me a favor...go back to 1980 something and tell them I want my MTV back!
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Time travel isn't possible. The past is over and the future hasn't happened yet.
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Go back and wait for Jesus to disappear himself from the tomb. Dress as Pax Securitas or a Pharisee middle-class merchant. When he reappears himself a few days later see if he has the wounds for me and see if he's got a wife._____ Kill Hitler as a boy (I KNOW THIS IS A TIMELINE ALTERING THING AND NOT POSSIBLE WITH YOUR TRAVEL).____ Record Einstein's last words___ Speak with Noah and help him with the ark___ Record when humanity truly started using fire___ See what happened in the grassy knoll when JFK got shot___Go and witness the beginning and the end of time, if there is such a thing.
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One, it would be fabulous if this were true. Two, I was going to mention The Butterfly Effect (fave!) but someone beat me to it. Three, I was amused at the mushroom comment, funny. Four, I really WISH this were true and that OP would make one exception. My three young nephews need their Daddy back, he didn't know the gun was loaded. RKD
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(op)YOU~! in responce to the the person who feels the need to judge with unkind words. Here are your words. ""You are having spells of delusions of grandeur. You are highly narcissistic and very ill. See a psychiatrist at once! Start the lithium treatments and you will soon feel better."" I do not understand why you are afraid to use your imagination? Why would you say that I was ill, without really examinging that we all live in a free world where we can explore our own creative and scientific pursuits. I hope in the future you can think about the judgements you spit before you proclaim them. In my travels I have found that insulting others only increases the the void that divides from eath other. When we meet, we are only coming home. I hope you will find love in your heart to allow yourself let go. Please just leave me be if you do not believe. TO (PR)-> I would rather meet you in the here and now.
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You are having spells of delusions of grandeur. You are highly narcissistic and very ill. See a psychiatrist at once! Start the lithium treatments and you will soon feel better.
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(PR_here) Good for you OP to refuse to try to help KD who is obviously intending to change the past for his own selfish desires.As to killing my own child if he ended up being the Anti-Christ in the future, I would consider that. The reason being, that when I travel to the future and have a peek, it has not happened yet. So, if I change something now, that will affect the future, it is ok. Killing my own child would be tricky. He would have to be very, very naughty!! However, I have not gone there too often, as it is pretty bleak. What about you OP? Do you get a buzz out of the future? As to the 1980 something, you want your MTV back.Well duh!!!! If thats all the info you can give, then we all know why you lost it in the first place!!The Tardis is fiction, and Doctor Who is very entertaining, but he is not real. You can tell by all the aliens he finds on Earth. Just make believe!Now, OP are you going to meet me at the "Rose and Thistle" in London 1838, or not?
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(op_here) I stated the other day that I will not alter or interfere with any timeline or event. I merely observe, and take notes. I will not meet you, nor will i take you with me. I am sorry. I must addmit. Even I am (sometimes) tempted to use time manipulation for the better. I had a thought the other day: I could find Adolf Hitler and take him away from depressed germany. I wouldn't try to take his life, but he would try to take mine. I would have to take him at very young age before he was jaded and brainwashed by fear, war, and internal conflicts. Had i done this so much art, science, media, literature would not have been created. This is just an example of many that inforces me to believe that I must continue to be careful. I am starting to have spells of halucinations, and i believe it is a side effect of time manipulation. I am seeing people and objects that are really not there.
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Now we know how where Nostradamus came from.
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I will grow an organ for you
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^well you got me, you can't undo death.....yet
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^ No, not anything is possible, but your optimism is admirable.
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people didn't think you could grow an organ in a lab for transplants at one time and now with stem cell research it is possible....anything is possible really!
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Can you find out which came first, the chicken or the egg? Find the first dinosaur with feathers. Finally, find the first white man.
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I find this time travel thing very interesting. The only problem with it is ,it doesn't exist. The past doesn't exist because its all ready gone. The future doesn't exist because its not here yet. the present doesn't exist because its always in transition to the past so actually nothing exist not even this dumb post
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To the person who responded with something to say about KD, FYI actually, KD does not want to use your time travel to "her " bennifit she wants to see if something was said or done to make something happen, without altering the future. Everything happens for a reason so be it.
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Can you go forward in time 50 years and tell us how many pages of page numbers our grandkids will have to scroll through to get to this post? Also, will Spanish be the official language of the United States of America?
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The government already knows...your days are numbered...
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(PR) to OP.-> Happy to meet in the "Here and Now".Is that in London?
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I hope you are not growing an organ by pulling on one! That trick always works.
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^ here not hearGeez, type too fast and not pay attention to your brain (KD) making fun of myself
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PR .... I am unsure how to communicate with you hear with out naming specifics that may later be harmful to me. You mentioned to tell you what it was i needed to know ( based on past events ) because it's a secret website, which i know but i would need to tell you names and palces and dates right? so what now? Seriously I am asking you now being sarcastic. Write back and i will figure out a way if you are really interested in helping me.KD Thanks in advance :)
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^ "...and AIDS."
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Can you go back in time and tell whoever actually wrote or translated the Bible to include the phrase: "Homosexuality is a f***ing sin, abnormal, an abomination, a mental disorder regardless of what the APA will say, and will cause you to go straight to Hell; you queers can shut the f*** up already before the future even gets here. God doesn't want to hear it. Repent now, or forever suffer from a prolapsed rectum." Thanks!
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Without written language... we'd all be f***ed!
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(PR- again) The last post (Now, if that is not a good name for a piece of death music, I dont know what is) is surely just practicing philosophy.If he takes one more step, I bet he can prove that he does not exist! I wish to apologize to KD. I did accuse you of trying to manipulate the future for your own greed. If you just want to observe, and check out stuff, then climb on board. Thats what we all do. Thats basically all that we do.So tell me what you think was said or done?And what do you think that saying caused to happen? Let it all out here. It is a secrets site. So no-one will tell.Is this about a break-up with old BF cos someone lied, or told the truth that they were not supposed too? Tell me Who, When and Why and I can do it.
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^Get off your stupid soapbox already!!
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Without a God, Higher Power, whatever... we might as well just kill each other off. We don't need any type of laws whatsoever, do we?
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^Amen! Talk about hypocrisy at its finest! A completely different form of slavery if you really think about it. That is why I have chosen the path of spirituality...
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To the 5th and 6th Puritan posters above here. It is not in the bible because it is not really a sin. Homosexuallity, Sin, Hell, good and evil, all made up by humans. And who exactly gave us hell??Well, the Christian church actually. The people who told us all to be very, very good, started burning people at the stake, stretching them on the rack, and torturing all those that did not believe what they told you to believe.The first scientists who discovered that the earth was round, that the earth revolved around the sun, that we all evolved here from apes, could not reveal it to the public because they would be killed by the church.This is our true history. It is sick and twisted. Yet millions of people still believe that God, and God's "representatives" on Earth should still kill/punish everything that does not look/think like them!
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(PR- again) To KD, I understand the dilemna, and I tell you what, you email me at pipprose@yahoo.com.au and give me the details, and I will advise. I know I am going to regret giving out the Email address cos there seems to be so many bozos here. Put KD somewhere in the subject line, so I know its you.
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^^ not being sarcastic !( KD) i am a moron
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You just did...dumbass
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Snuck through whilst no-one was watching!
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^ Then how do you explain yourself being here?
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Is that the reason you dont go on a mad killing spree? Its against the law. I congratulate you on your self control.Guess what? Humans would not have developed as they did, if they killed every one they met.Our Evolution was not just being sold the religo stuff, but we learnt we could do more by working together for the good of the group. The individuals did well, and prospered, and passed on their Genes. (Good old Darwin, he knows everything). The continually self absorbed, and selfish did not do as well, and slowly died out. Sermon over!
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When you get done playing, "The Sims: Pot Smoking Gone Bad"... let us know.
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^ It is true! I met with the OP and he is f***ing brilliant!!!!! I can't believe how simple it really is!!
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