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I am the King of Procrastination. I get paid well and somehow manage to do just enough at work to fool everyone into thinking I'm competent. I hate myself.

I am the King of Procrastination. I get paid well and somehow manage to do just enough at work to fool everyone into thinking I'm competent. I hate myself.

 
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You might have ADD or ADHD. This was my problem. I felt like i was a smart loser. Get the meds and the world is yours!
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Do you know that it's 20% of the people that do 80% of the work? unless you work for the US Post Office. Then it's 5% do the work and 95% suck up the resources and that's why it costs almost half a buck to put an envelope into the system.... you aint no different than the majority of lazy asses out there. Always wanting something for nothing.
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This could be me.
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Yeah you are a loser. I work my butt off everyday at two jobs, and still barely make ends meet, and they aren't at a fast food place or conveinence store either! I know you are a government employee. Stupid government hires outside contractors because people like you are stealing from people like me that actually work! Sure take every other Friday off, take your lunch break, ect. I work 6-7 days a week, 12-16 hrs a day. You DESERVE TO GO TO JAIL AS FAR AS I AM CONCERNED... you, AND your boss that allows you to get away with it. You see the problem and you don't correct it. You want to keep just living off the system like you are better? You might as well be on welfare selling your food stamps to pay for your cable TV and Lexus. JERK!
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Generation X.
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I get it...I am in somewhat of the same boat...but I don't make good money. I wait till the last possible second in everything I do. I do work hard from time to time and enjoy it, but it doesn't last. I am 42 and could have such a better life if I would just do things when I had time and not wait. I rationalize this to myself in so many F-up ways. I am wasting away...
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I go from one extreme to the next. It's all relative. If you weren't doing enough they would can your ass. So keep doing what you are doing and don't be so hard on yourself.
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Stop hating yourself and DO something.
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I can relate. I do about half a days worth of work a week, but they think I'm brilliant. I've never seen a bar so low. Yes, I'm a federal employee. I took the job after my programming job got outsourced to f-ing pakistan. I hate it, but I can't find anyone else to pay me so much and expect so little. Soon I'll have enough invested to retire.
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Procrastination is like Masterbation,it feeles good at first,but when you get finished you realize you just f***ed yourself::
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ever herd of the Peter Principle
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Huh, sounds like my husband. LOL
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Is your name George Costanza?
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lame
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you work for walmart don't you :)
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Wow, you sound like every other manager and engineer out there.
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Are you a CEO with one of the Big 3 automakers?
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Have another cup of coffee., Wally. You are successful in your own right.
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Why? That's a skill in and of itself.
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