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I fantasise about David Hasselhoff while making love to my wife.

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mee too!
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I love that guy!
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Theres nobody better than "The Hoff".
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Is he always drunk in your fantasies?
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Dude!?
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LOL. Thats funny.
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There's only one Hoff!
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The Hoffmeister!
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I'm sure the hoff would be glad to bone your wife. The kind of scandal a secret porno generates could be just the thing for his career!
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The Hoff Rules!
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WTF IS UP WITH YOU DUDE I'D GET OFF MORE MASTURBATING IN KITT
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Well he was hot back in the day.
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I almost shit my pants!
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I almost farted!
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i suppose you bought her a vibrator with Kitt's synthesized voice?! Hasselhoff??? youre strange.
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hes been hot ever since eating a " wendy's messy burger " all drunk an stuff.....they should put it on the real menu....and name it after him:\|...." the david hasselhoff messy burger "...lol...with fries and a drink.......all in the same cup.....really messy
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Do you eat her on the kitchen floor and then vomit and pass out like him?
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I heard that the Hoff likes to shove hershey kisses up his a** while singing showtunes!!
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