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I bought last year's Thanksgiving turkey at that farm near the nuclear plant.

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Three Mile Island turkey, Baby! That's the one John Madden uses with the 6 legs!
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Did your poo glow in the dark?
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Did you have to cook it or did it come pre-cooked?
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BET YOU DID'NT NEED A LIGHT IN THE OVEN
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