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When I see bugs I'm the king, judge, jury and executioner.  Sometimes I'm benevolent but mostly, I rule with an iron fist and they are killed for their crimes.

When I see bugs I'm the king, judge, jury and executioner. Sometimes I'm benevolent but mostly, I rule with an iron fist and they are killed for their crimes.

 
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What if it's a cute lil' lady bug?!?
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Even bugs have a place in this world, in the order of things. Our ecology needs them. We need them. Does killinh=g a bug really thrill you, if so, you have a problem.
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^if you wash your hands or take a shower you are killing bugs. Don't be stupid.
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I rarely kill spiders because they take care of the hordes of entomology speciments I attract by leaving all of my exterior lights every night. I rule the spider army and the buggy enemy shall lose.
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That is HILARIOUS and I LOVE it. I can't stop laughing. SPIDERS Rule. It is against my law for bugs to enter my home, punishable by DEATH.
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When the human species has destroyed itself, the insects will live on. They fear not, they soon will rule.
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Best secret of all time.... I am in complete control of my domain as well, and the bugs are squashed at first sight and swept into the yard for the birds.
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Hey- funny post. To all you ecology hippies who have a problem with this- get a life and a sense of humor.
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that picture is from war craft 3..
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WoW? Totally looked like something out of the cyclops in the Odyssey. I am a one eyed giant crushing the life of the armored scurriers.
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Yeah I usually say "I'm sorry, but you can't live here" and then I kill it. If it's a small bug I give it a chance to leave, but if I see it a week later I figure it had it's opportunity to make it's way outside and now it must die.
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