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When I'm feeling lonely I like to sleep with a hot dog in my a** cheeks.

When I'm feeling lonely I like to sleep with a hot dog in my a** cheeks.

 
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Thanks.. Now i know I'm not near as weird as I thought I was 5 seconds ago...you changed my life
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This is the funniest thing I have ever read. I laughed so hard that I almost peed on myself! thanks for raising my spirits! and really...the comments were just as funny as the original post!
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lol... this site is awesome. I don't feel so weird anymore. ....... Dirty was here
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Farting must be a chore
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Not me, im a vegitarian
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I'm just gonna be quiet lol
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never heard of that before... pretty funny though.
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This is hilarious! Thanks for the laugh, I needed it.
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what the hell is wrong with you?
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Beef or pork dog?
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well who hasnt done that before?
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I like the bun.
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I like mustard!!
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You really put it there because you have pets, right?
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That gave me the biggest laugh, I have ever had in my life..........
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I like to wrap my penis with bologna.
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What brand of hotdog is best?
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I like the texture
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Wow really? I am lonely 99% of the time and never would do this...
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does it plump when it's in your bun rack ?
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Frozen???
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Hot Dogs arent shit, try a summer sausage!
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So you like to pack meat in between your cheeks. Just don't eat it afterwords.
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i love you
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Hey, bologna guy. That was funny as all get out. LOL
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I LIKE TO KEEP THE REMOTE UP THERE
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Nathan's or Hebrew National? God, please never with Bar S!
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I know these are deep, dark secrets but that might have been an overshare.
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rock on
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do you eat it afterwards
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i sleep with my gf,s finger in my a** hole
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Use Ball Park Franks - they puff up when heated-LOL
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LMFAO
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tisk,tisk,tisk.
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Hello Jenny McClean Pensacola airport, Delta ticket counter. Thank you for sucking my big black cock with your big red lips. Your husband needs to go get tested along with all of our coworkers lmfao. muahahahaha sorry Earl.
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Oh I wish I were an Oscar Myer wiener....
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