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I AM an extraterrestrial Alien but no one believes me. I alone can tell you why we abduct you and why we probe your anus in our ships lab.
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alien or not you are stupid
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HAHAHA, i needed to laugh, so thank you!
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I always feel guilty after a probing.
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I married one of you, man she's fine.
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but you would be. LOL.
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abduct me
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Ok then,so why do you make babies with humans???And then steal them away????Alien???
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Somebody fell off the sane wagon.
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Hey, I am an alien too! I knew there were others here. I beam myself back sometime. My family always misses me so I come back.
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wowwww.... what has our world come to?
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Don't come to my planet and judge me for what I eat!!! GO HOME AND EAT YOUR SPACE TOFU BURGERS!
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So why don't you cut up humans and probe the cows asses?
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At least this one was SOMEWHAT clever.
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Whatever you say...lol
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OH PLEASE COME TAKE ME WITH YOU.I MISS MY HOME.
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By any chance is your name "Riley" and do you have a show on Sirius/XM radio ? If so, pls tell Howard "hello" !
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Please i need to get home too im from the famous roswell crash
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