God says he wants me to shut the f*** up? That's really going to bring on the followers.
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Jesus freaks get off the Internet!
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wow, that was God wanting to consolidate my credit debt?
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One day god called me. The conversation was boring and I hung up on him.
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God called me once. She was pretty darn awesome!
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I hope it's "I'm sorry, I know I take credit for everything under the sun, when you're the one who did everything yourself, without any help from me. I can't help it -- I like people to love me so I take credit for shit I didn't have anything to do with."
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Us non-God believers make our own luck. Its the best way to go. I want the credit when I do something right and I'll take the fall when I do something wrong. Everyone responsible for his/her own actions. No third party to scapegoat. That's the way to live.
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I always check the caller ID,If I see its him I don't pick up.
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Tell him I'll call him back. I just bet a shitload on this hand, and I'm not going to fold to this "Satan" guy........
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God called me for years but I did not listen nor answer. One day I both answered and listened, and invited him into my life. Parts of my life still suck donkey dick, but I am more appreciative of what I do have, I see hope for a better future for all of mankind, and look at pitfalls and daily struggles in my life in a different way.
Have Faith in God! This comment could be the lord calling you once again.
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Uh huh. And how would your Lord God, your savior, feel about you saying shit like "sucks donkey dick" -- a reference to sexual interaction with a donkey? If you're going over to the other side, go all the way over. Can't have it both ways -- smack talk and jesus talk.
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What is the secret associated with this posting????????????????????
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OK, just believe. Where do I send all my money?
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Hey.. God called and he said he'd like to talk to all the non-believers in this post.. But I told him you were all out of minutes...
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I'M SORRY THE NUMBER YOU HAVE CALLED HAS BEEN DISCONNECTED DUE TO NONE PAYMENT.HAD TO GIVE ALL MY MONEY TO THE PEDOPHILES TO PAY THERE COURT COSTS.
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