Hmmm....is this your secret to tell or hers?
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I call BS. If it would happen to be true..clean your apartment..youre nasty
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OP: It really did happen. Everything was cleaned the very next day. I even had the carpet cleaned. It was during the winter. I came to the conclusion that it got into the HVAC ventilation system and that's why it took so long for the smell to go away. The oozing puss plug should have gave me a sign not to do her. I have never had sex with a woman while drunk since.
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You think you had it bad. I was once expected to eat a girl with a smelly vagina.
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ewww oozing pus plug?
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EWWW. GIRLS WITH A STINKY PUSS SHOULD PUT A FINGER IN IT WHILE SHOWERING AND SWIRL IT AROUND. PLEASE!!
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My first attempt at sex was with a female whose pu*%^ stunk so bad that I had to ride my bicycle home while holding the sinful hand in the air hoping to blow away the smell.Thank ful I didn't use both HANDS.
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Some men call it musk. I call it sh*&.
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My grandpa always told of two brothers. One had six little kids the other none.The single guy always asked the other one "How do you put up with the smell of all that poop?"One day he took a dirty diaper and smeared it inside the single's hat. As the two cut wood that hot day the single would wipe sweat and repeat shoo. Eventually he stopped saying anything just continued to wipe sweat. The young father told him LIFE is JUST WHAT YOU GET USED TO.
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Dear Metro sexual man.. are you aware of the ass bleaching prcess they have now it colors your taint a nice pink color
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nair gets rid of the hair and the color, its a beautiful thing
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She must've been sick then, if it was that bad. I have had the unfortunate experience of giving oral to a stinky pussy (trust me, I wasn't down for long) but your experience was in another league! I say we should all shower or bath right before sex!
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a stick of gum? interesting
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I met a fat American chick in Mexico and we went snorkeling. I didn't have sex with her but her pussy smelled so bad I could smell it underwater !
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how do women not notice or care enough to take care of that? yuckies
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That works both ways, my friend. Wash your ass, please. When my face is down there on the front end, the back end wafts up. If you *want* my gag reflex to be triggered more easily, by all means, ignore my advice.
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Preach, sister (one comment up). My ex thought I didn't like giving oral. Not a problem in my current relationship at all -- his ass is always fresh as a daisy so heading south is never an issue.
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^Gonna totally start doing that
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metro sexual!
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Metro -- thank you. I'd totally appreciate the effort.
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There is stink and there is stank. This one STUNK!
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You mean the apartment of your mind?
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thanks for the belly laughs people!!
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Some girls are so gross that I wish I was born gay.
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