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I eat pickled eggs and drink warm beer before I get on crowded subway trains just so I can look at the expression on people's faces from my silent-but-deadlies.

I eat pickled eggs and drink warm beer before I get on crowded subway trains just so I can look at the expression on people's faces from my silent-but-deadlies.

 
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THIS IS SOOOOO FUNNY.........IT MADE MY DAY!!!!!!!!
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so you;re that guy! lol
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we need more people like you
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Lmfao..that's terrible!
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Wait so you don't crack a smile or anything?! Your completely straight faced about releasing that cruel and unusual punshment? Wow!
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i'm going to try that. i can't wait!
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Lmao, i think I've seen you before then!!
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LMAO! This is hilarious! I love you!
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lol pickled eggs are great and so is vinegar, but just dont drink warm beer with 3 pounds of teriyaki ground beef before bed, or you be hurling your guts everywhere in the morning.
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mom?
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granny?
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Hahaha... One day your gonna have the runs then the joke will be on you! Literally.
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Hahaha I believe I've run into your type of farts in store aisles. First I get pissed later I have to laugh at it.
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This made my day too.
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LMAO
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How do you do that without laughing your ass off?
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