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I wish I were a faerie!

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Then BECOME one. Get a tutu or go buff but you will definitely have to manufacture some wings. Start off doing it in the house though, just jump from the couch to the chair and back again at a distance of 3 to 4 feet. Then go for 5 to 6 feet apart. After a few months of this you should be able to hit 20 to 25 feet no prob. THEN YOU CAN TAKE YOUR TALENT TO THE STREETS. The world will be amazed.
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With advice like the above, this site wont last six months.............
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Me Too!
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I've always wished the same...
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Naked fairy's standing on flowers are friggin hot............
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I wish I were an Oscar Mayer Wiener!!
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I wish I was shitting M & M's!
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Boy fairys are easy
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I wish you were too
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SO DO I
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I wish I was a giant turd!
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you are a fairy and a fruitcake
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