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My fantasy is having sex in a house that is on fire.I will in do it mid-sex by lighting and throwing a match in our kerosene soaked bedroom.It will be exciting.

My fantasy is having sex in a house that is on fire.I will in do it mid-sex by lighting and throwing a match in our kerosene soaked bedroom.It will be exciting.

 
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no, your a fruitcake. that is crazy, you need to se a shrink
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it just doesn't seem believable
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That's HOTT!!!
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I'm sorry your full of shit...I bet you taste like chicken!
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OMG! you all are too funny. The best so far is the poor sod that owes 3X what their house is worth. oh gawd that was funny. I think I just pee'd a little
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That's REALLY HOT !!!
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this is either bs or you are a nutcase
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you will be going out in a blaze of glory... what about your partner's premature ejaculation? ...gotta be a dumb b***, don't ya
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Are you on crack?
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Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!
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Sounds like a hot time in the rack tonight!! Estas Muy Loco hombre
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Now that's what I call hot sex!
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Great sex takes time, a kerosene soaked room goes up fast, then you die a horrible death. This is one fantasy that just isn't well thought out. Try risky sex in a less life-ending way. If you find a willing partner for this disaster, run away very fast. We all fantasize about weird stuff, just put it in its place.
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You can break into my house too, just remember to let the dogs out and my parrot, just push his cage outside. The beer is in the bottom drawer of the fridge if you need more courage. Sounds like you don't though.
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Just throw yourself in a bon fire...that should do the trick.
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Wont work...kerosene smells to bad...it'll kill the aura of sweet sex. Sex will be hot and steamy though!
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"that's hot" ... too funny ... i think of paris hilton every time i hear that . and, you need alot of mental work in your life ...
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b**** your crazy!!!
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Getting use to after life is what i am think you are preparing for`~~
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It would be your last call, your lst act of sex!Fireman to chief: The fire is out, but we have two crispy critters.....Chief: You're on the radio, watch your words....fireman to chief: sorry chief, we have 2 victims whom are dead on the scene and we need extra butter.......
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