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When I was a little boy (started when I was 5) I would put batteries in my butt. The older I got, the bigger the battery.

When I was a little boy (started when I was 5) I would put batteries in my butt. The older I got, the bigger the battery.

 
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LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL ALL THE WAY HOME! THIS POST IS TOO FUNNY.
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I like the feel of shit coming out my anus. Does that make me gay, too?
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you better be careful or you may DieHard
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Hook a generator up to your gooch and you'll cum buckets. Buckets.
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I used to do the same when I was young. Batters or what ever I could find. Now it's the real thing in adult book stores.
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Where do you put the jumper cables?
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Seriously, if you are still doing this you could end up in the emergency room. I work in surgery and have seen several people come in with foreign objects in their rectums. One guy put a designer fragrance spray up his butt and it ended up moving so far up his rectum we had to remove it from his intestines through his abdomen. Just order yourself an adult toy off the internet.
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Just make sure you put it in the right direction, or you will keep coming...and coming...and coming...
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I got a brand new car battery you can use, and it 14 volts!!! think about man its a DIE HARD!! get it.............
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I got a brand new car battery you can use, and it 14 volts!!! thaink about man its a DIE HARD!! GET IT HE HE
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I would think any "cell" would do if you need to have your way "lit"
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when you get ready to have sex do you tell your partner, batteries included.
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does the 9-volt one shock your ass?
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When you go to prison for assault and 'battery' you'll probably wind up on 'd cell' block.
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my cousin did the same thing when he was a kid . i dont know if he ever stopped,or just quit talking about it.
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I guess the only thing that's left is a battering ram!
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Now we know those batteries that die, are being put to good use. Hey, what ever turns you on. We all do something freaky in our life time. If not, you are a f-ing bore.
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Battery is when someone else sticks something up your butt without your consent.
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lol car battery
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liking things up your a** and being gay are quite different. Its the difference between pleasure and being attracting to another man. although I have to say I'm straight and don't like things up my butt.
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I find that reVOLTing...couldn't resist
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By now you must be up to a car battery, how's that?
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When you go to jail, you'll get your choice of a, b, c, or d cell...don't even ask about double a cell...you don't wanna know.
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Hope the EPA doesn't find out!
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This is not so unusual
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lol. The erection that just keeps going and going and going...
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haha. love that comment
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Whatever turns you on. (Get it? "Turns you ON... ") I got a charge out of that one.
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lol love the first comment
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maybe you can get a job with 'AAA',......... and why stop at batteries, why not mag lite flash lights, maybe the big cop carrying quadruple 'D' cell flashlight!
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There are +positives and -negatives to what you like to do. (nyuk nyuk nyuk)
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when i was a little boy i went to see the shiek of iran at memorial aud. and threw D size batteries at him , he could not catch me , thank god
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what does a 9volt battery and a pretty girls a****** have in common??? You know its wrong...but your still going to put your tongue on it.
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Buy a dildo.
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dont believe you...you just one day think huh..i will stick a battery up my ass...it would get stuck anyways...
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Wow! Totally gross!! I should make a dildo in battery chapes and colors and would make bank. Haha.
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*blink* now THAT is a big secret! lol
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I guess Freud would say that your either gay or have "Anal-Fixation" fetish???
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so what sixe battery you up to now? Latern battery?
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people are so helpful
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Ahhhh ahhhhhh ahhh ahhh don't know what 2 say
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hahaha lololol
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You should go Green and use a solar panel ;-D
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WOW! I loved several of these comments, most had me laughing so hard I fell out of my chair and found a battery under my desk..did you loose it? LOL
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thanks for the laugh I needed it hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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homo erectus eh?
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what the f*** is wrong with u? who does that crap? WTF
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Instead of copper top you got "Brown Top"
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Hey, I gotta 8" battery for ya.
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rofl!!!
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