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When I am around my wife I suck in my stomach. She really thinks I have this great body when in fact it looks great because I do this. I look fat otherwise.

When I am around my wife I suck in my stomach. She really thinks I have this great body when in fact it looks great because I do this. I look fat otherwise.

 
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Do some f***ing sit ups, problem solved.
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Dude, relax. Men have been sucking in their beer guts around women for thousands if not millions of years.
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What many if not most women really want is a spouse who is supportive. Many of us could care less about your body looking perfect as long as your heart is in the right place.
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Good thing she never see's you naked
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Stop drinking so much beer and eating all that fast food you fat pig
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OP here: I am supportive and we have a fantastic loving relationship. I just hate that damn gut the older we get. And 1^ I don't drink alcohol and I don't eat fast food and have a very low BMI. Wait until you are older you will see.
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The admin is just a homo
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I'm proud of you dude! You really love your wife enough to want to look your best for her :) Good for you! Keep it up! And for the rest of u people who go home and put rollers in your hair or don't shave for days at a time...who exactly means the most to us that we should try to impress them? Our spouses! Learn from this conscience of wife ab guy! :)
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Agree with ^. Do what I did: stop drinking beer, do weight training (better than cardio-only), read Men's Health, eat right even tho she may not. (Eventually you can start having a beer occasionally!) Best of luck.
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If u were that fat then u couldn't just suck it in, stfu!
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WHY DON'T WE GET NEW SECRETS VERY OFTEN...USED TO BE EVERYDAY..NOW WHAT IS IT EVERY 4-5 DAYS? :(anyone? Admin???
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^ It's because the Admin is a fat, lazy, slobbering PIG who does not do their job. Does that answer your question?
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sort of, but geez talking that kind of shit about Admin isn't going to give us what we want now is it???
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^no, but it's funny. F U C K YOU! Pig ADMIN
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She really want's to watch you suck something something else.
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your wife is a very lucky woman :)
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OP: I'm older too, but I am a woman who has had 4 children, and with my third child my abs split. I was an athlete with great abs before hand! I have stretch marks all over my abdomen now. I spent years hating my body, and one day, I just stopped giving a f***. I cared more about my stretch marks than any man that I was ever intimate with. I say all that to say, real love doesn't give a shit. Your wife loves you for you, stop trying to be someone else. Let it all hang out, or, eat only clean food and jog :) Either way, if she really loves you, it won't matter.
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^ a tummy tuck will tighten your abdominal wall and make all the loose skin go away. If you can dig up $7500, it's worth it. Trust me! It will change the shape of your body, especially if the doctor gives you some liposuction with it. Helped me achieve more of an hourglass figure
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who do you think that you are fooling
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Thats not all you suck in. Thanks, Tron Guy!
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You're not fooling anybody there skippy
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ggggggggggggaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy ii sssssssssaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!
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