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My secret thought is that maybe God and the Devil are the same thing? Humans being the monkeys in the middle.

My secret thought is that maybe God and the Devil are the same thing? Humans being the monkeys in the middle.

 
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You could answer that question pretty quickly and easily for yourself by simply reading the Bible. No secret to it.
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You are your creations, object lesson for god.
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DANCE MONKEY DANCE!
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^This is unrelated to the existence of God. I'm theorizing that God and the Devil are the same thing in the human collective consciousness.
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The human collective consciousness is so frail! Don't believe in it. It will fail you every time.
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God n the devil certainly aren't the same idea in my mind.
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So you old earth, God-denying folks really don't know crap. It's all mental masturbation with you guys, isn't it. *rolls eyes*
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2^ Most atheists are premature ejaculators. One mention of Hawking, and they is done!
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I feel sorry for you poor, pathetic God-deniers, atheists, whatever you want to call yourselves who insist there is no God. You are missing out on a great life, and a lot of joy.
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^How do you know that? Live and let live. People are free to believe or not believe as they so choose. Try not to be so judgmental.
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3^ I don't go to church, moran, and I certainly do not ask others for divine enlightenment. "The universe is calculated using advanced arithmetic." Thanks for clearing that up.
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^you're welcome. Stephan Hawking seems to have it all figured out, huh? Oh, wait you probably never have heard of him.
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^ Since you're such a fan, why did you not quote Hawking on the age of the universe? After all, he's a bit more authoritative than "It's calculated with advanced arithmetic." BTW, math is not necessarily scientific. For a proposition to be scientific means it must be testable. We can test 1 1=3, but the age of the universe is beyond our ability to test. Hence, it is supposition.
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^your circular logic is making me dizzy, miss Lizzy.
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^You need to watch The Science Channel. Very good programming on there. It might open your eyes to the truth about our existence. The history of earth is written in stone, not scripture.
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^ When did I say anything about scripture? Did you actually read what I said, or did you play the atheist stereotype and jump into battling religion. Get this, moran, the history of the earth is NOT THE HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE!
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^bet your a republican, there is no hope for America. God help us all!
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moran? learn to spell before you hit submit! it's spelled m-o-r-o-n. several people in this thread are one.
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^ Moran is clearly defined in the urban dictionary as "a one armed gay bandit who loves taking it up the shit pipe off a big black cuck. his favourite sexual act is a alabahma hot pocket." However, I chose the spelling just to play off the irony of having a science major tell me to check geology for the age of the Universe.
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^ No,Moran. Geology for the age of the earth. The universe is calculated using advanced arithmetic. God is a matter of philosophy. Get your bullshit straight. Now go to church and ask the creator of the universe for divine enlightenment of your simple mind.
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^What about the fact that the universe is 13.5 billion years old? How about the fact that the earth is 4.5 billion years old? How does Jesus fit in there? Jesus and Satan are myth. All religion is myth. Science is based upon facts not myth. Silly human.
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^ the age of the Universe which you cite as fact is only supposition and extrapolation...aka myth. It's funny how folks apply a different standard for evaluating "science" than they do religion or spirituality. No matter how rational people claim to be, we're all just looking for answers to why things came to be the way they are.
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^ever here of geology? Physics? Chemistry? Archaeology? How do you explain the timeline? Is it just all magic? Free you mind.
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Scripture says that with God, a day is as a thousand years . . . that right there says the creation is not a literal 24/7 timeframe. That's why the earth can be as old as it is, and God still reigns supreme as Who He is. And Jesus is still Who He is, regardless of what you think, 1^, and 3^.
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^he must have liked playing with dinosoars a lot.
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3^ First, what does archaeology have to do with a time frame of 13.5 billion years as the Universe's age? And geology? Chemistry? Now, physics does offer some clues as to the universal age, but these are not anywhere near approaching fact, and you don't have a clue as to how the 13.5 billion years number was arrived at. In fact (a real fact), the concept of a year would not even be applicable to pre-earth time, given that time is a result of mass bending light, and the year is the measure of time taken for the earth to complete one solar revolution. You're being unscientific with the science, not uncommon for the faithful non-believers. Free your own mind first, kiddo.
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^ Submitting to God is submitting to the Devil, for all things serve the Lord.
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1^, wanna say that in plain English? Who do you think the Lord is?
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plain english? as opposed to the fancy 3 syllable kind? ok, here goes. dey is no devil rut n dey is no god rut. dey is all da Loid's rut. Who do YOU think the Lord is?
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Submitting to God is not submitting to the Devil. God does not encourage pedophiles...that's pure evil.
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^ You're being illogical if you don't think pedophiles and Ted Bundy and Qadaffi are all God's children. All serve the will of the Lord. To not accept this is to think that God is less than all-powerful.
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The Lord, Jesus Christ, is the only begotten Son of God. All of us are God's children, but we're adopted into the First Family, we weren't begotten. Jesus bore the burden of our sins through His death, rose from the dead after 3 days in the ground, ascended into Heaven and is seated at God's right hand -- until He comes again in glory to judge the living and the dead. That make any sense to you humanists and atheists? Prolly not, but doesn't mean it is without value.
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The god of the bible and lucifer are in fact one in the same. Most people don't realize this. It is all a control manipulation. All religion is mind control.
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1 up, where did you get that idea? Got any basis in fact?
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God gives people free will. That nutjob in the Netherlands made up his own mind to kill all those people. God didn't make him do that. God will hold him responsible for it though.
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^There is no good or evil. There is only survival. Good vs. evil, right vs. wrong...it's all conjecture for human philosophers. Your interpretation of evil is just a way for you to understand another's physiological illness or genetic predisposition toward violent abnormal behavior. It's easier to just blame the Devil.
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2^ Actually, God is the author of everything. If God knows the future, then God must necessarily know the choices we all will make. Hence, God created the nutjob in the Netherlands knowing full well that the nutjob would kill all those people. God created Lucifer knowing full well it was Lucifer's destiny to leave Heaven and become the Prince of Darkness.
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Faith is what's required. No Matter who caused the strife having faith that God will come through is what matters. God exist and the Devil exist, where depends on who you submit to. If you submit to God then God will exist in you and the Devil will be the opposition on the outside. Or vice versa.
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God created all things... including the Devil.Ya cant have Salvation without Sin...
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I don't believe in my consciousnessl.
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^Uh...Lee Harvey Oswald shot JFK not MLK. You forgot to mention the crusades, the Spanish inquisition, the Salem witch trials, burning people at the stake etc. etc. etc...all in God's name.
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George Bush is a born again Christian, but he is responsible for war crimes, torture, war profiteering etc. He is responsible for the economic destruction of our economy, he stole the presidency...twice. Countless millions suffer because of him. God or the Devil? You decide.
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Did you ever look at your hand, I mean really look at it?
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^yeah, once when I was tripping on some really weak acid. I was trying to trip harder, but it was just bad shit.
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