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Made out with a stripper this past Saturday. Was getting a VIP and she just started kissing.  I forgot where I was and went along. Say what you want, it was hot

Made out with a stripper this past Saturday. Was getting a VIP and she just started kissing. I forgot where I was and went along. Say what you want, it was hot

 
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I love strippers and my ex was one for a bit and have met many over the years....You idiots that put them down probably don't have as much money as they do...I don't mean the sluggo clubs filled with biker type chicks i mean upscale clubs...these girls can make over $1000 a night....if I had a vagina and titties...you can bet the farm that I would be a stripper and also an upscale escort making several thousand a week in metro areas...work 6 months vaca 6 months or work the sunshime circuit follow the seasons
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If there are lesions present, then a shot of scotch will kill any viral particles that get transferred.
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8^ I've never made out with a stripper. In fact, I only saw a stripper at work once in TJ. I gave her one dollar, all I'm saying.
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^ You really should get a VIP dance sometime. Tipping one on stage is just to get her attention... the real fun happens in the dark couch rooms.
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Some strippers can get VERY friendly in VIP's. I knoew one that would treat me like a king.
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2^ I have no desire for that. My type of woman isn't built like a stripper, and an emotional connection is far more important to me than the physical one.
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^ In other words, you're 300 pounds and have never had "real" sex. Any man who isn't attracted to a beautiful, erotic woman is either a) gay or b) lying to himself.
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^ and you're clearly fat and homely, judging by that last statement.
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^ I'd rather be a just plain weird virgin than a dumbass buying cheap thrills to prove his manhood.
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Unless you are married or something, this secret is a bit tame. Who hasn't made out with a stripper?
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I hope you think it's still hot when you are diagnosed with 5 kinds of herpes. Moron.
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married? Otherwise I could give a shit how you get off...
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Keep in mind that they make a living by toying with you.
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what club was this? i thought it was always no touching. i got in trouble for touching one back during a lapdance and im a girl even.
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Impressive use of the thesaurus, VIP!
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To 4th poster - if lesions aren't present, there is virtually no risk of herpes from kissing. Even less risk of other STD's. In fact, oral transmission of an STD is very difficult and rare.
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OP here - this dancer happens to be a graduate student in biology and is clean as a whistle (trust me, I've known her for a couple years in "real" life). She just takes on another personality when she dances. That was the hot part of it. And to 1 up^ - trust me, Poindexter, I'm far from fugly and lonely ;)To the first commenter - no, clubs differ on what they allow. Some clubs here in NC allow all kinds of contact. Most have a 3-second rule for grinding, but it's seldom followed. In VIP dances, the dancers will almost always stroke you above the clothes, especially if you're well hung.
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Please, this is a day dream for some lonely fugly thing. Sorry dude but there's nothing hot about getting some from a skank. Try to make up better day dreams!
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Ew, she probably kisses many men and their penis's, don't feel special hun.
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Sharing your wet dreams with us again aren't you?
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I'll go ahead and call BS!
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^ hahaha. Since I don't share your notion of beauty and attraction, then I probably don't share your idea of "real sex" either, Anyman. As for weight, slap that pooch of yours and call me 300 pounds again if it makes you feel more manly. Better yet, call me a fag, that'll get your testes sweating for sure.
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^ yep - clearly a virgin.
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^ welp - obviously a clog.
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^ Maybe if you used actual words, you wouldn't look so pathetic.
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^ Maybe if you had a larger vocabulary (4-letter words...sheesh) you wouldn't have pie on your face. WELP- the young of certain carnivorous mammals, puppies. CLOG- as in, there's a hair clog in my toilet. Is that Boston Cream? May I have a smidgeon?
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^ You're just plain weird. No wonder you're still a virgin.
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