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I am so cheap I pee outside at night so I don't have to add to my water bill, I don't mind spending 150 "roses" on a Craigslist girls.

I am so cheap I pee outside at night so I don't have to add to my water bill, I don't mind spending 150 "roses" on a Craigslist girls.

 
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Your priorities are out of whack. Nothing wrong with peeing in the backyard; it's picking up those Craigslist girls that has you screwed up.
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for chrissakes hide behind a tree. my kids can see you
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2 up is right. You should do as I do. I live alone so I do not mind peeing a few times throughout the day before flushing. You can cut your flushes down further by adding a water saver flusher. Instead of a flush handle, it has a #1 and #2 button. You will cut down your flush water and refill tank water by more than half. It is worth the $20.00 at a home depot or lowes.
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I don't get it what's the "roses" mean?
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Roses = dollars. It's Craigspeak for "This is how much I will pay for sex."
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In the daylight, pee in a bucket and dump it when its dark, M. Stewart.
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1 up...code for bush!....is STD your initals?
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1 up, No, of course not. Come on, think. It is what your mother passed to you at birth.
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2 up---R O F L...good one girl !!
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2^ My mother passed me big tomatoes.
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Do you all live in the same trailer park?
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I planted an oak tree next to my house after a hurricane 15 years ago. I pee on it every night before bed. That tree is now a foot thick and taller than the house. Trees on other side of house where neighbors can see have grown half as much. NITROGEN!!
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I pee in the shower, it runs down my leg, keesp bad skin away, I take my food dumps in a bucket and it goes on the compost pile, my cucumbers are very large, I like them taht way. I have nice big tomatos also.
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Pee will get a hot compost going in straw pretty fast, perfect for neutralizing any nasty bacterials on the feces.
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2 up....I have a large cucumber and 2 enormous tomatoes ! (a few weeds in the garden,tho)
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1 up, are the weeds a code name for STD?
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4 up. That is the same thing I do. I live alone too. I flush once a day. Every few days I put in 1/4 cup of bleach in the toilet overnight. I also put in a shower head that cut down from 2 1/2 gallons to 1 1/2 gallons per minute. I keep my gas water heater on low until a wash whites or shower. Then I turn it back down. I am not lying, my water bill runs $20.00 per month. My gas bill in the winter is never over $50.00. I never raise my heat over 70 degrees. I lower it to 60 at night and sleep with an electric blanket. If I got cold during the day in the winter I sat in a chair with an electric blanket on. I know my bills will be next to nothing this summer.
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cont...by the way, I shower and wash dishes by hand every day.
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WOO HOO I spend like there is no tomorrow. flush flush flush, wash wash wash, warm and toasty.
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OP, you're not cheap, you're just stupid.
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Your logic is dumb. I pee in a jug and pour it on the compost.
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Don't pee on your compost. Shit on it.
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