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I need to get laid.

I need to get laid.

 
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No you don't.
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I rarely have sex with another person, and that's ok. hahaha
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if you're female, where are you?
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2nd post....you will go blind !!-(unless you are doing the dog, or something)
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Me too, and I'm laying right here by my wife. Still ain't happenening.
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Me to... I had an awesome FwB, til he opened his big mouth and kept saying that we were just friends, and I agreed he's not marriage material. Now the sex sucks. And I haven't been able to find a sex buddy who would just SHUT UP!
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1 up. You confirmed my suspecions. I have a FWB. I thought ever telling her we are just"friends" even though we understand the arrangement, would just take something away from the sexual energy. Instead I tell her she is the best f u c k I ever had and fun to spend time with. I am truthful with her on the latter
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^ If you two already had an agreement that its just strictly sex, don't keep saying it. Just enjoy what you two have. And I personally would've just loved for him to tell me excatly that. You are the best F*u*c*k I every had.
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No you need mind blowing sex...
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2 up. Must be a woman.
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1 up...2 up from you must be a woman who married a useless husband, thus-NO INTEREST !!
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4 up...I totally agree....I'm married to a wonderful man that treats me like a queen...the sex we have is amazing....yet I'm just not into it...
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me thinks 1 up and 4 up from her....need each other to put the frosting on the cake ! GO GIRLS
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Bang a fat chick..they are easy and will F U like they are never going to get it again!
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I have that thought sometimes, but then I imagine actually having sex with someone. It really means nothing to some of us unless there is a strong attachment. Other people live for the stuff. Most people fall somewhere between. If you really want to couple up, for a day or a year, look around cause plenty others want the same.
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for the OP: you "need" to or you "want" to get laid? There is a difference. ;) Next question: why can't you get laid?
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WTF is so great about getting laid!
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Try it, do it well, and you will see.
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For some reason after reading this post I want to get laid.
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^^ what ever, I've had sex, I've been married and I have kids and It's not what the world portrays it to be! Honestly there's other things I'd rather do with my time. thanks for the advice, I'm just not interested.
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O look it's a lady bug on a leaf of an sunflower :)
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^...well get off the computer and get her motor running....might surprise you...just laying there waiting shows YOU are the problem!! (im a male)
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Some people don't know HOW to get laid. THat's what this WHOLE post shows.
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I am in middle age. Even I have little problem getting laid. If someone is coming here complaining about not getting laid enough in this day and age, then they have bigger problems than wanting to get a nut.
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Your post just bugs me lady
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UR SO FUNNY .THATS FOR THE LAST OP
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i'm gonna in a few
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