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Last night I went out with the boys.  I was a little drunk and an extremely hot stripper entered her number in my cell. I called her today. This is crazy!

Last night I went out with the boys. I was a little drunk and an extremely hot stripper entered her number in my cell. I called her today. This is crazy!

 
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You go girl!
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FYI: strippers do that in order to lure you in so they can use you for more money....i had a friend once and the same thing happened to him, she ended up hustling a 2 year phone plan out of him lmao!!!
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OP here to ^ - sorry to burst your bubble, but that's not the case here. I met her last night. No cash/phone plans/etc were asked for or offered. And I'm leaving town tomorrow, so...
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^haha sucker, that is because she is still working you over! good luck on your "long distance" relationship lol!
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my best friend dated a stripper for two years (she was a professional dancer from nyu who looked like audrey hepburn) and you know what? all she really cared about was money, and the minute an extremely rich man (whom she did not love) offered her the world she left in a heartbeat. she still calls him once in a while from out east to complain about how mean he is to her, the whole thing was kinda sad :(
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This would be hotter if you were a girl, dammit.
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Sure, bang a stripper and give your wife a disease. Great idea, f***-up.
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Can I have some money?
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^^just wait until she wants to "come see you" and we will see who will be paying her airfare lmfao!
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I doubt it, probably just plain old good one night sex. her World is filled with studies, friends, and work. You all are just jealous...
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OP, final - if she calls and wants to visit, I'll change phone numbers... good thing she doesn't even know my real name....lol
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and the smell of buLLShit gets sweeter and sweeter...
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OP, you're a f***in retard.
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Hello.. are you THAT immature? Of course strippers give our their numbers.. when they think someone has money or something they can give them, they make sure to buddy up to you, and the next guy and the next guy and well, you get the skanky picture.
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^^...2 up...you are confused?...lemme try to help...you (female) go out with boys ( uh, thats normal, straight)...now, if you went out with girls it wouldnt be straight but would be gay...got it ?
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2 up^ - apparently you didn't read the post. She got no money. All she got was some sausage.
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^obviously she hooked him, its too early in this saga to know whether she hustled him or not :)
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It's generally a huge no,no to fraternize with customers outside the bar in any way. Believe it or not some strippers follow this code. And not all strippers are skanks, or sleep around. Some actually have families, or are putting themselves through school, or have loving partners and pay for houses in cash!
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OP here, once again. I guess I'm not being clear. Yes, we got together. No, I gave her no money and she didn't ask for it. There's no way she can hustle me at this point. Yes, I left town (I was on a business trip). Actually LOTS of dancers date customers, they just keep it quiet. This girl was a real, live grad student... I even saw her student ID...lol
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Probly a male stripper lmao
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OP here - why would this confuse you? Of course I'm a guy. I guess reading comprehension classes have been cut from the public schools. To 3 up^ - jealous much?
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^i am in a meaningful relationship with someone that i love....are you jealous? this stupid story wont snuggle up to you and keep you warm at night when you are old and all alone....amazing how much precious time people waste on things that dont matter. so what if she was pretty, did you take any time to find out if she was a good person? you obviously didnt really like her, or respect her, or care about her because now you want to have nothing to do with her. you used her for sex and now get to brag about it like your a big man, BRAVO!!!!
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Bravo, Dude. I say go for it.
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OP again to 2 up ^ - snuggle up? good person? like her? respect her? care about her? Of course not! And I wouldn't expect that from her, either! Of course we used each other for sex... that's what adult humans do. You just try to polish it up and tie a ribbon on it and call it a "relationship". But the fact is, no man EVER really wants a relationship. We just put up with them to get sex. If the sex comes without the relationship, even better. Now I can sleep late and not get nagged.
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To the OP...only reason why I was confused...is why would you put in there went out with the boys...I go out with the boys and I am a female...and I would say something like that...so I assumed because you wrote it like that, that you were bit of a tomboy like me. lol.
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^4 Now that's more like it! That makes me hot!
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^The lesbian aspect that is...
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^^...2 up...we NEED to talk !!!
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OP again... "body fluids" is a euphemism, geez. Of course I played safe. And we started in the shower, so there wasn't any sweat...lol. For a mental picture, imagine Jessica Alba with natural 34D's. God in heaven...
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fakest post i have read all week *YAWN*
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lol...to the OP...still confused are you female or male?
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thanks in the interim i am missing like crazy
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Female here ...and that pic is making me hot!
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OP here to 4 up^ - nope, all wrong. I met her SUNDAY night, and her shift ended at 12 (you clearly don't know how things work). I posted the comment Monday right after I called her up - I can't help when they show up here. Went over to her place MONDAY night. No money was exchanged... just lots of body fluids. My comments were today, TUESDAY. Maybe you can't read a calendar?
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well, I hope you ate her !!!
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^^did you fUcK her before or after you wiped all the spick sweat off her titties???
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^^i hope she douched before he put his face down there!!
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i still cant understand why a guy would want a stripper in any serious way. she sells and gives herself away to any guy, youd never be special and why would you want a girl like that? theyre just objects.
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^yup, and most of them are gay anyhow!
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OP here - who said I wanted to be "serious" or "special" or have a "relationship"? Geez. Like I said, I'm leaving town today and won't see her again. No long distance relationship, no relationship at all. This isn't 1955. Why did I see her? Because she's insanely hot and gave me her number. Period.
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^so did you get anything other than a cup of coffee out of your date?
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let me get the timeline straight. so you met her last nite and she was working (shifts do not end before 2 am btw). and then you called her by 7am to ask for a date and for some reason she was awake and answered the phone. then you asked to see her and went on a date that very second and it was over by 9 am and you found time to post twice about it. um, i smell bullshit!!!
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So what's wrong with a guy getting a self esteem boost , even if it is monetarily gained. It's a "penis thing"
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