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My new neighbor is a dead ringer for Jessica Biel.  She does yoga every morning on her back deck.  I'm married, and I'm a dead man.

My new neighbor is a dead ringer for Jessica Biel. She does yoga every morning on her back deck. I'm married, and I'm a dead man.

 
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pervert.
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You are married, so? Are you saying that you don't have enough impulse control of an adult to not f*** your neighbor and cheat on your wife?
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^ I agree. You're only dead if you cheat. Besides, what makes you think your neighbor wants you.
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his wife has probably let herself go... shame on her!
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This from a 47 yr old wife. Enjoy the view. I dont care where you get your appetite - just come home for dinner. :)
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^why would you want your man looking at other woman? gross!
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6th poster is the most enlightened woman so far. She understands that looking is healthy - denying that others are sexually attractive is deadly. She sounds like she has a veeerrrrry happy husband ;)
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its all just body parts, and men love a variety of them including his wifes so the more he looks the more he wants hers.
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The six or seventh poster has it right.looking is ok.My wife of 30 years use to say "I do not care how you work up a appetite as long as you always eat at home" She would also point out or comment on a woman's looks for my sake .
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^Yep, so true.....I always point out the hot guys to my wife....."there is nothing wrong with window shopping, as long as you don't touch the merchandise!"
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3^, You must be so insecure if your man can't even look.
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I would suck the men who are doing Jessica, they need relief a lot.
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^^i never said looking was gross, i said WANTING your man to look at another woman was gross dumbfUcKs. and to the guy that points out the "hot men" to his wife, why not just tell her you are bi-curious and get it over with?
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I think people who are threatened by their spouses looking at others are repressed. Looking instills lust, and lust makes for great sex. Learn to channel that instinctual desire for good purposes.
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I think the OP is implying that he's a "dead man" because of the stress of seeing that hot little thing stretching in her leotard every morning. In my experience, girls like that LOVE the attention from married men, because it gives them an ego boost.
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