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I make my girlfriend wear a pig mask when we have sex. I tell her it turns me on, but really I make her wear it so I don't have to see her ugly face.
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cant you look at her presumably hot body instead? theres got to be some rrason you keep banging her
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bullshit meter, bullshit meter, bullshit meter
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And she makes you wear the strap on to help compensate for your tiny, poor excuse of a penis!
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If she doesn't care......
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That's funny. I thought you made me wear the pig mask so we could be equals!
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She sounds like a real doll...She must give really good HEA
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i have an old movie starring burt reynolds in my dvd's you could watch
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^yeah, pa, let's watch em do it agin!
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So why are you with an "ugly" chick? Is it cuz you're so damn ugly you can't get anyone else? I'd be a lot less condemning if I were you....jerk
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that shit is funny. But i have a sense of humor. Titties!
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