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I'm an adult (female). I live away from my mother. So how is it that every time I masturbate, she calls me?!
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Give me her number and ill keep her busy while you're gettin busy !
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Try turning your phone off honey
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^^^Yeah, or do it more often.
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She must be getting a "vibe". Lol
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funny
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Can I watch you masturbate????
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perhaps "your place" is bugged ?
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Hello Jenny McClean Pensacola airport, Delta ticket counter. Thank you for sucking my big black cock with your big red lips. Your husband needs to go get tested along with all of our coworkers lmfao. muahahahaha sorry Earl.
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It must me her mother's intuition...lol!
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See if she'll masturbate with you. Hire a cameraman.
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she just wants to make sure you're doing it right. lol
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Maybe you're masturbating all the time so she just calls and you happen to be at it...again LOL
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tell your mother to buzz off
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When your phone rings, you have the choice of answering it or not. I hate it when people think they HAVE to answer the phone or HAVE to answer the door if someone knocks. Your space can only be invaded if you let them in.
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do you masturbate with the phone...and it calls her on speed dial?
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^LOL...that is awesome!
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tonights plan 1. turn the phone off 2. turn muffy on 3. CLIMAXXXXXXXX 4. turn phone on 5. sleep well..............no chg, Dr. Johnny888
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^2 And you are creepy...like serial killer of women creepy!
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She knows.
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buy her a vibe of her own, get her batteries and she will stop calling. Try a Rabbit.
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