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I never got to be a father because you have the ovaries of a hamster!  Deep down inside, I hate you for that.

I never got to be a father because you have the ovaries of a hamster! Deep down inside, I hate you for that.

 
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Hopefully, she and her failing ovaries will leave your shallow azz! Here's a thought, maybe your junk is broke?
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ADOPT YOU FOOL
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wow. hostility.
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Yeah, raise some kid that no one else wants!
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If you feel that way ... go away....don't keep pretending. It will eat you up inside.Just go. The woman can't help it. A woman can't choose her body parts size. So you must have "other" issues if you use the word hate.
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get a Dr. to take an egg from the mini ovaries and fertilize it- BINGO
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There are solutions to your dilema. I'm a 36 yr old male that has been married to a woman since my early 20's until mid 30's. I often feel like she stole all my good years of being a parent (especially when I see all my friends with grown kids). Sometimes I actually hate her for it, but I accept that it's really my fault for staying. If you choose to stay with her, than see a doctor, or leave. It's that simple. Don't be like me.
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ever hear of adoption dumb ass
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You may hate her for that, but that's a pretty hateful thing to say!
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HATE HATE HATE! Yes! I win! SINcerely, Satan
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well... i was gonna say what a doushe u are... but it looks like ^ they all beat me to it... so i leave you with this... there is a reason god doesnt allow some people to become parents, perhaps he has better plans for them in life, you however are a special breed, you are the kind he plans to feed to the devil to keep him at bay... good luck in hell! i hear satan loves scum bags like you!
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^GIMME GIMME GIMME! - SINcerely, Satan
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sounds like a pervert
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Satan is gay.
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I always wondered what I'd have done in your place, until she finally gave birth.you could always knock-up someone, then try for custody.
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They just told you it was her ovaries so that you wouldn't be devestated to learn that you have low sperm count along with your very low IQ and EQ. The jig is up buddy - maybe if you didn't wear briefs and spend your entire life riding your bike to compensate for your fragile ego hahahahaha!
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^...and his lil dick !
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hey idiot you can always adopt. you don't have to be such an *sshole. i feel sorry for your partner.
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OP has testicles the size of boron atoms.
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You sound like a complete tool. Avoid having children at all costs.
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But he wants to be a daddy! Just not daddy to a loser with the hands of a gerbil that can't catch a fastball.
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What's sick is she probably hates herself for it too. I'm certain she has thought about killing herself so you can go be with someone else. I'm glad you kept this a secret from her.
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hey dry balls....why dont you go and get checked....37,000,000 little fishies should be able to find one little egg.....you're prolly shooting blanks, and, how do you know she has small overies? furthermore, we had a small chicken that laid XXX eggs,double yolk, so there !
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hAMSTER OVARIES??? wtf ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? iS THIS AN ACTUAL MEDICAL CONDITION OR JUST YOU BITCHIN CAUSE YOU'RE NOT COMPATIBLE?
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as a female who was unable to conceive after 10 years of trying, i know how you feel. it's a heart wrenching thing to go through. i know it's expensive, but maybe you and her could go to a doctor and see what options you have available. i wish you the best of luck.
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I'm sure you have a 10 inch, right?
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Uh dude, everyone hates you.
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7^ it's not too late to be a great dad! i met my husband when i was 22 and he was 36 and we are now married and have a 3 month old baby boy.....and at 40 years old that man is an AMAZING father because he has gained patience and insight from life experience that a 20 year old could never possess! i feel blessed to be with someone like him and when i look into our son's eyes i fall in love with him all over again :)
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How do you know it's her fault?
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Well....I guess those ovaries perfectly match that teeny tiny little newt penis of yours. Faggot.
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What a dirtbag...You post the imperfections of your partner, Why dont you post yours... We all have them!You should be greatful you even have someone
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let me tell you something a$$hole.. I bet she hates herself way more than you hate her so give her a effin break.. It's not easy when you cant do the one thing god intended you to do. If you hate her, do her a fovor and LEAVE, because I can PROMISE that she always wonders if you want to leave or not, so just do her a fovor a GO. you sound like a POS anyways
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5^Thanks for the kind words. I'm re-married to a 27 yr old who wanted kids...until we got married. Now she's scared because she's affraid of the pain and she's unemployed, so she's scared of the $$$. I just figured I wasn't meant to be a dad.
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A woman can't help what she's born with dip shit! Just like if for some reason your balls weren't working right... would you want her to resent YOU and your puny balls?????? GROW UP!
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adoption, shit head
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ya adopt.THERE ARE NOT ENOUGH IMMERGRANTS IN THE COUNTRY
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Aren't hamsters very fertile? The comparison to a hamster doesn't make any sense in the context of the original posting
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lmao @ puny balls !
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you hate her?? Oh yes b/c when she was being conceived SHE chose her ovaries? RIGHT! You feel like shit? Have you ever considered what her feelings are? You are a selfish A-HOLE!
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