^^they work perfect for holding little puddles of puke after a long nite of drinking :)
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In defense, this was a bad shot. He clearly has the sun in his eyes. OP, any pics from different angles?
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Yes he is. She has a look like I got ya!
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his body language is screaming RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN!
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^^^3 up: My thoughts exactly. Doesn't it sum-up a wedding day pretty well? The men are all nervous and apprehensive, knowing they are locked in forever. The bride is all smiles and happy, knowing she finally found someone to marry her. It is why the old saying goes, " Weddings are for the girls. They just let the boys come along."
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^Yes. The death clamp. Has broken many a stonger man than this guy.
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I think she's one of the japanese android women, and his hand is trapped in a death clamp. He knows if he lets the pain show, she will cut him in half with laser eyes.
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I think he's trying to get away. That look of resignation says it all!
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^holding them?
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What the hell are they doing with their hands?
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yeah, Einstein is back, trying to figure daylight savings into the theory of relativity...this was supposed to make train scheduling easier!
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Dump the b****..
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pssst...you here ?
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ummmmmm....daylight savings too, Einstein ?
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EST GMT CMT, it's always midnight on the untoldsecrets chat board.
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the bride/waitress has a little micro chip brain and hooters to match ! .J
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^* her dad invented those little microchips they put in children's books that speak the story when you press the buttons throughout the book......they are pretty comfortable. we all grew up together in a small town so they were definitely richer than anyone else.
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Just how much do you consider rich?
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midnight EST ?
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^Meet me on the untoldsecrets chatboard at midnight ;)
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HEY !!! i'm the guy that wants to chat with the gal that almost.....I just said chat, not an affair, sheeesh, whudda bunch.
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^ y/w
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2^that gal is happily married to her very own redneck! but thanks for the offer :)
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^^*wahahahahaha!!!!
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I would like to chat personally with the gal that almost peed...we have a lot in common, I feel
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^ I have my sources, lol
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^*holy crap how the hell did you know that???
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some ppl I know attended this wedding...they said the waitress/bride fell asleep mentally, and thot she was working a wedding instead of staring in one...and proceeded to bus some tables. The flower girl (81 years old)snapped her out of it !!!
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they will be living with her parents for a brief period-( which is EXACTLY how long the marriage will last, too, how ironic)
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^ someones MAYO....snicker-snicker
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however....I must admit...that "off white" wedding dress is beautiful !!...( is that ketchup or relish on the back?)
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*^^^i'm sure her parents will cover that for her since she only makes 3 dollars an hour.
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^i think just peed my pants!!! too funny :)
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I knew a couple in Kentucky that had a 5 gallon spring water jug full of dirty water. Claimed it was their "ice sculpture" that had melted and they sponged up the water for memorys, LMAO !!
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^ $20,000.00 in school loans and she is a waitress? well, we can hope they dont have any kids before the divorce, which shouldnt be too long.Does the grooms family pay for her lawyer, too, Abby ?
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*^^^i agree with you completely! he wanted to spend the money on down payment for a home or to pay off the 20,000 she has in school loans...but she wanted an over the top wedding so they get to enter their new marriage with loads of debt and *great* memories from the wedding.....the ice sculpture was really pretty before it melted lmao!
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8^...after all thats paid for "by the grooms ppl"...whats left?...the burgers ? ya dummy
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L M A O @ 3^^^....."Dear Abby"
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^^^^^^6 wow, because YOU typed it, its fact !!You seem like the know it all type, having been a bridesmaid 54 times. I still, and always will, disagree.All this wedding stuff is b-s anyway. They should plan a marriage, not a wedding and use the $$ for a home,dummy!!
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^hankies are super old fashioned...i would recommend cherry flavored monogrammed anal lube for your third date....that way when your licking it off her strap-on you won't need to brush your teeth afterward :)
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4^Thanks much, dear Abby. Do you know anything about the advisability of giving a monogrammed hankie to one's sweetie? It's our third date, and I want it to start off on the right foot.
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liquor in the front, poker in the rear
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^lmao so true!
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People drink all the time to forget that they made stupid choices...even at the wedding!
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^^^It is perfectly acceptable and tradition for the the parents of the groom, (or groom), to also be financially responsible for the-marriage license-Brides bouquet-Transportation of Bride and Groom after reception (get-away car; limo)-Transportation of Groomsmen to ceremony-Grooms/Groomsmen formal wear-Boutineres for groom/groomsmen-Corsages for bride and brides family-The bar tab at the reception. there ya go dummy!
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And yeah. The man might have payed for everything in the past... but reality check. It now takes two incomes unless the guy is rich. Life isnt cheap anymore.
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men are dumb. You know how guys are always complaining about how nice guys finish last? MEN DO THE SAME THING! Marry the b****es and keep the nice girls as just friends. Why is that guys? Are looks that important? You complain about us being high maintenance but you all adore the high maintenance girls. And do you like being treated like an accesory? I guess so. I think maybe we all just want what we cant have or have to try really hard to get.
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^ who dictated that rule ? Britney Spears family ??? first I ever heard of that. The brides old man pays for the wedding ( the ENTIRE wedding)...then the poor husband pays for EVERY day after....in more ways than one !!
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^^^*and yes his mother did pay the bar tab....wedding etiquette dictates that the groom or his family purchase the alcohol. she had a right to be pissed.
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*jealous of what? someone who is so low class they get shitfaced at their own wedding, start fights with their guests and then try to flip a table? funny how that didnt happen at my wedding so you must be right, i'm jealous the hotel manager told her to vacate the premise or get arrested! wedding are supposed to be a celebration of two people joining their lives....not getting so wasted you embarrass the man you married in front of his entire family. she should be ashamed of herself!
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Gee someone sounds jealous.
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^ and his mama didnt pay the tab either....another mouthy mil !!!!
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his poor mom is upset...why...it wasnt her wedding or her kid that messed up...his poor mom and my ex mil can kiss my azz !!!!
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he is a grown man and should be able to handle his problem, should he have one. it isn't for you to decide. get your own life.
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^shes just a b*tch
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I don't think holding/not holding liquor is the problem...it's a symptom of other issues. Like marrying someone you don't really love or who you know is all wrong for you!
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^shes just a b*tch
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whats wrong with being a waitress? why is that funny?
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^^ stfu nobody cares what you opinion is. he loved her enough to marry her. and its only YOUR opinion that she *ruined* HER F*CKING wedding give me a break. She can do whatever she wants to do on HER wedding day. sounds like her daddy forked over the 30G so once again, his family can STFU too! His mom is crying BOO HOOO this is so gay ... everybody gets trashed at their wedding..
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He needs to hang in there until her mom and dad dies. then he can file for divorce.
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Ouch....... Way harsh.
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*and before anyone says i'm just jealous please realize that he is like my brother...we rode the bus together every day since kindergarten and i have always wanted only the best for him. it hurts to think he has made such a horrible decision that will eventually ruin his life.
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*yeah she isnt rich, her dad is....she is a waitress lmao! but she is a drunk, and she ruined their wedding. 30,000 on a wedding and you make a fool of yourself in front of your entire family and friends? the hotel manager threatened to have her removed she was so out of control. his poor mom is so upset she still hasn't spoken to him :(
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i'M GROSSED OUT
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^...true...he's saying threw clenched teeth, "youre drunk again"....and she is saying thru that phony smile..."not now baby, everyone is looking. later on, when I pass out, have your way with me"---duh
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Well, if the looks on their faces are any indication, it ain't gonna last. Her pasted grin and his look of contempt...
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Harsh!
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1 up...better in the sack !!!! And shes a rich girl...
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I know some blond pigs who still looks good. Besides, if she is rich it is better to have her than you. It is even better if she cannot handle her liquor. She's most likely better in the sack
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^Mechanical perfection. Is that the T3 model?
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LOOK at that well-defined clavicle!
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^^^*yes i will resubmit one
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Who cares what she sucks if shes a b****?
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yes but this pig knows how to suck schlong
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Cute. I was hoping they could double to holding nectar for tweeting birds or water for butterflies.
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