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I saw Jesus in a 7-11, he was buying smokeless tobacco and a Red Bull.

I saw Jesus in a 7-11, he was buying smokeless tobacco and a Red Bull.
 
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And he also bought a couple of quarts of 10W40 for his Ford truck! Lol! You know what? If the lord were among us, he would probably be a very down to earth, non-judgemental person. He would have a beer and throw darts with people, and not say or do hurtful things to others, which is more you can say about the "devout" members of my church.
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^Yeah, but dad gave me the keys to the Maserati GT.
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Jesus built my hotrod.
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Jesus is with you all, my children.
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Ass. ? Moses rode his ass, all the way into town !!!
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It cannot be. Jesus is HERE, with me!
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It was not Jesus. That was a biker you saw.
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Ass.
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that was me...gotcha !!!
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Joke about Jesus all you want - but it will bite you in the ass one day. ;)
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Jesus loves you AND nicotine. He knows about the risks of second and third hand smoke, so he makes the ultimate sacrifice yet again. Life ain't easy on a pede...I mean cross.
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^You do not believe because you are a heathen!
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