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Surfing the internet depresses me & makes me lonely. Sometimes this page just reminds me that 90% of people could be outsmarted by a toaster.

Surfing the internet depresses me & makes me lonely. Sometimes this page just reminds me that 90% of people could be outsmarted by a toaster.
 
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Your toaster posted a secret the other day.It wants you back.
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Including you!!
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You one funny motherf***er.
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My toaster promised to make me coffee this morning. I'm still waiting :(
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One time my toaster wanted to make the bacon. I said no way, your not foolin' me. Last time you said that it still only made toast.
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fucckin loser! do everyone a favor and toast yurself.
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Surfing the WWW is like reading (you can do that right?) about crap that does not affect a single thing in your life. The business of living is not on the TV, not on the computer, and def not in your imagination.
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The toasters of the world bow humbly
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