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So my "bestie" slept with my crush. I'm not gonna cry, I'm gonna bake him brownies laced with dog shit. Revenge is best served on a silver platter.

So my "bestie" slept with my crush. I'm not gonna cry, I'm gonna bake him brownies laced with dog shit. Revenge is best served on a silver platter.

 
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dont forget to give her a heaping plateful too!
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your a loser. just cut them off.
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does he know he's your crush? because if not, that's a pretty stupid thing to do. Even if he does know, he has no loyalty to you. She was the one who betrayed you...not him.
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Hey, you seem to know an awful lot about "crushing" and brownies. Sitting on people will not get them to like you, and eating all those brownies distorts the shape of his furniture by "crushing". You may think you're walking, but the couple downstairs from you call it "crushing". Lay off the brownies, and you too may get laid.
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You do realize that would be a felony, don't you?
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You're a complete waste of a human. Your crush is better off not being with such a crazy b****. You're the type that will slash his tires on the next chick he hooks up with. All the while you have not voiced any intrest in your crush. Fuck you, and die.
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I must say, it put a smile on my face. :) Thank you! Though it is her you should be mad at, not him. But now you know he wasn't worth your attention anyways. Now you need to figure out if she is really worth having in your life.... Good luck! It's tough..
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This guy isn't even your boyfriend. Why should he suffer for hooking up with who HE wants to hook up with? You...are BAT SHIT CRAZY!
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STEP AWAY FROM THE PIPE!
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you said crush, if he wasn't a boyfriend then you can't be mad
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You can and should be mad- at her!!!!Revenge is a dish best served cold- ignore her- and hook up with her crush.
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LOL that's hilarious, but ooo so wrong. You can thunk about doing stuff like that but you cant actually do it! No wonder guys think all broad's are crazy! Shit I don't even think about doing crazy shit to my Exes, I just leave them and get over the bullshit drama. Write off that bi**h you call a friend, and forget him. It's not worth it.
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don't use shit..it will smell....use exlax!!!!!!!
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ITS WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING A STUPID PERSON TO START WITH. GO TO HIM AND GIVE HIM THE BJ OF HIS LIFE, HE WILL DUMP HER....
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8th post: good idea.
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That would be called assault.
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Your very immature, let it go, and write off your friend if he/she knew how you felt about this person. Is it really worth acting like a crybaby.. seriously, take the high road and move on.
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I'll tell you, you need to let it go. If you are capable of doing this, you need some serious self-reflection. Apparently, he sees something in you that I do, and we have never met. It is obvious that he recognizes your immaturity
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