I wonder if I Googled: "How to make a plutonium bomb" if the Feds would raid my house?

You are such a disappointment. Wanna know why life is so hard now? Might have something to do with all the drugs, bars, and bitchiness.

I really want to help my alcoholic-junkie best friend, but I'm afraid she'll get mad if I confront her about her problem. What should I do?

I just realized that my two best friends are high school dropouts. I shouldn't say shit though because I'm a community college dropout. FMLs all around!

i just met mys sexual soul mate. she's so close but so far at the same time