I secretly hope this monday you wish me a happy birthday... Something simple, but I still hope you do.

i hope to have your companionship & love for a lifetime

I secretly wish that she cheats on you again like she cheated on you before because you are stupid and left your wife to go back to her. You deserve 2B screwed.

I first came on here to save the funny pictures on my computer so that I have a hilarious slide show screen saver...now i'm addicted.

I have never loved anyone to the depth, and extent that I love you.You rock my world physically, and emotionally. Together, we will conquer the world...4 sure!