I work with the most worthless person imaginable. Her job is to assist the office and I dread ever asking her to do her job. I'd fire you in a second.

I always thought people that wore tattoos were weird and strange. I just fell in love with an amazing man. He's covered in em. I cant imagine him any other way.

I discovered that my car has 'rear fog lights'
(it's a swedish thing) When someone tailgates me, I turn them on to see the look of panic on their dumb faces.

You molested me from the age of 6 to the age of 9, I never told a soul. I will dance on your grave when you die!

I'm not moving because of some revelation.
I'm moving because YOU need me there.